Who are the jokes around you?

I have a lovely friend named Lao Huang.

Actually, he is not my friend, nor is his surname Huang.

He is just handsome and has many female friends.

So it's not cute at all.

Once Lao Huang was lovelorn and broke up with his girlfriend who had been running for three weeks. Lao Huang was very sad, and the wine card was about to expire, so we went out to drink.

I pay the bill. He was drunk.

After drinking, we went home by subway, and Lao Huang had entered a very vague state. Pot friends who often drink must know that their brains can still remain basically awake at this time, but their behavior is out of control, and they often have all kinds of whimsy and feel like a fucking poet.

We took a stop on the subway and a deaf-mute girl came over. Everyone must have seen it. It's that routine that claims that deaf people hold small cards for you to show their love. Generally speaking, there are only two options for this routine, either to refuse cruelly or to be a fool and give money. The girls asked one by one from the front of the car and asked Lao Huang.

Lao Huang is a poet at present.

The girl smiled sweetly at him and handed the little card.

Lao Huang looked straight at the girl.

The girl looked at Lao Huang.

Lao Huang is still watching and staring.

The girl was looked at and turned away.

Suddenly! Old Huang's eyes were bloodshot and his face was flushed. He hugged the girl's leg and cried in a hoarse and low voice: "Rong Rong, why did you come out behind my back to do such a thing!" "

Said two lines of steel tears slowly falling.

I'm at a loss.

Girls are also stupid.

The whole car is stupid.

At this point, Lao Huang has quietly sobbed from silent tears.

I see that someone has begun to secretly send Weibo.

The girl broke the rules and said with a strong Guo accent, eldest brother, you mistook me for someone else.

Lao Huang suddenly looked up and suddenly began to slap himself in the face, slapping and cursing: "I am stupid, I am incompetent!" " Rongrong, hit me, Rongrong! It's hard for me to find you in recent years ... "The roaring saliva sprayed on the face of the opposite eldest brother, with a momentum comparable to that of Ma Jingtao.

An aunt next to me couldn't stand it anymore, and advised, girl, I think this young man is very real. What contradictions can't be solved at home? Why did you come out to be this aunt? It's not that it's not good, but の&%# ... people around you are also starting to talk about it.

At this time, two buddies suddenly came out and rushed to Lao Huang with an unhappy face and said, "What are you doing? Play hooligans! " Looks like Miss Rong Rong's teammates came out to save the scene.

Unfortunately, they were wrong. Lao Huang is a hooligan.

Lao Huang suddenly turned and stood up, pulled Rong Rong behind him and asked in awe, "Who are you?" Did you force Rong Rong to do this? "

Rong Rong doesn't like it. He said my mother would play dumb and make you talk like she was selling. Rong Rong pointed to Lao Huang and said, "I don't know him! Let's go. "

When Lao Huang heard this, his heart ached. Two lines of tears rolled down. He turned around, hugged Rong Rong and whispered, "Don't be afraid of them. I will protect you. Let's go home ... "

The onlookers couldn't stand it at that time. Mother turned her back on her daughter-in-law and forced her to beg on the subway, so it was easy for husband and wife to recognize each other.