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Seek jokes and cold jokes, be serious, focus on quality, don't copy a few casually, and don't want to laugh after reading them. . .
One day, God went to hell. I saw three people and said, "Tell me how you died, and I can take the person who died the most unjustly to heaven. The first ghost said: I painted the wall. When I drew to 16 floor, someone pulled my hand away and I fell down. A shed blocked me. I thought to myself, this must be a gift from God. But a refrigerator was thrown upstairs and killed me. The second ghost said: I am having an affair with a man's wife. As a result, her husband came back and I hid in the refrigerator. But someone threw me and the refrigerator upstairs and I died. The third ghost said, when I came home and saw my wife disheveled, I knew he was having an affair with someone else. I saw a hand outside the window, so I pulled it away. I saw him fall into the shed and not die, so I threw away the refrigerator and smashed it to death. Then he shot me for intentional homicide. . . . God's face is horizontal. . . . . . . .
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