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Wedding greetings are humorous in one sentence.

Wedding greetings are humorous in one sentence.

1. Sweet words know each other, and mutual respect and love will last for a long time, and they will never leave each other. * * * Through thick and thin, we are destined to grow old together, and friends and relatives will be happy and beautiful. I wish you a happy wedding and happiness.

Congratulations on saying goodbye to being single, which means that you have really found true love. As your friend, I am also happy for you. I wish you happiness, and be careful not to become a yellow-faced woman.

Love holds your hand when Cupid's arrow is shot. Happiness at this time, walking on the red carpet covered with your splendid clothes, will bless you every day and every night. I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years!

4. Two charming children got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes.

5. A thousand years of marriage and a hundred years of sleep. Born with both talents and looks, he only envies Yuanyang but not immortals.

6. Dear friends, life is three major events. On your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding.

7. May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today. Happy wedding!

8. He is a word, you are a music score, and you two are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven makes husband and wife harmonious. A thousand years have a thousand years of marriage, and a hundred years have a hundred years of sleep. Born with both talents and looks, he only envies Yuanyang but not immortals.

9. Congratulations, congratulations, passionate age, passionate summer, fiery wedding; I will give you all my sincere gift packages. Love is as sweet as honey, and we have a tacit understanding together. A dragon was born at home this year.

10. May you two entangle each other with love, be considerate and care for each other, and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a century of harmony and unity.

1 1. It's a festive day, with lights and colorful decorations everywhere. I wish you a happy wedding and a long life together.

12. It's an unforgettable day, with firecrackers and gongs and drums. This is a day that we will always remember-the wedding anniversary. I wish you a happy wedding and a long life together.

13. Even the magpies are noisy, and all talented people and beautiful women are happy to get married. Qi Mei fly with me, for example, laughs and drinks lotus wine. A hundred years of * * * pillow Yuanyang love, the front of the hall is full of acacia flowers. Two of a kind, always sweet and happy.

14. I wish you love each other forever and spend a beautiful life together.

15. New beds and new houses welcome a new look. The house is full of joy, and the bride and groom are happy. Relatives and friends are making a scene in the bridal chamber. Red dates, lotus seeds and peanuts indicate that babies will be added in the coming year. I wish you a long life and an early birth!

16. Yuanyang bathed in the river of love, and the couple tied the knot. I don't care about the wealth of tens of thousands of people, I just want to live in harmony with each other. I wish you a happy wedding.

17. A few cups are concentric and a thousand hearts are in the bridal chamber. The baby will laugh and laugh in the future, adding a little color to life. Join hands to lead the road to happiness and spend a lifetime in a sweet castle. I wish you a happy wedding.

18. Cupid holds the arrow and the old moon holds the red line; True feelings are led by a thread, and marriage is a love; Love is as sweet as honey, and romance goes hand in hand; Flowers bloom with Dilian and get married today; Rely on, support, and never leave each other. I wish you soul mates a long life together. Happy wedding!

19. May all lovers be well.

20. I wish you a happy wedding, happiness, eternal passion and a long life together!

2 1. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!

22. May the love of God, the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ and the touch of the Holy Spirit be with you and all people! Forever and ever, amen!

23. Marriage is the grave of love, but don't be sad, everyone will eventually walk into the grave, don't worry, Amen!

24. The highest state of two of a kind is relative discontent. I wish a couple really love each other and meet each other forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!

25. I wish you a hundred years of unity and happiness forever! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet!

26. I wish you two love each other, care for each other and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a hundred years of harmony and unity!

27. Today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and a long life together!

28. You are made for each other. You are made for each other. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

29. I have worked hard for half my life and contributed for decades. On this warm spring day, I congratulate you on your remarriage. As the saying goes, "the evening is infinitely good, and the day lily comes late."

30. A paper tiger and a Mickey mouse, light candles and live together; One is a husband and the other is a future mother. Lulu, how happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

3 1. Congratulations! Saying goodbye to being single also means that you have really found true love. As your friend, I am really happy. I wish you happiness ... be careful not to become a yellow-faced woman.

32. God made you meet. Since meeting is fate, I hope you cherish this hard-won fate and love it until you are old!

Flowers are in full bloom to welcome the couple, and traffic is busy to celebrate their wedding. The salute rang, the auspicious day arrived, and the people paid attention to the sedan chair. The couple laughed at Bai Mo, saying that wedding candles can cause trouble. A hundred-year-old forest bird is happier than Qi Fei. Wish: grow old together.

34. The bridal chamber is full of flowers and candles, and the couple's love and brightness are affectionate!

35. Red lanterns are hung high, and beautiful new marriages come home. Wish: a hundred years of harmony and happiness!

36. This is a day worthy of congratulations, and friends and neighbors get together. I wish you a happy wedding and a long life together.

37. Friends are surrounded by happiness and their faces are filled with joy. Wish: a hundred years of harmony and happiness!

38. From then on, the moonlit night was full of dreams, and from then on, Butterfly Qi Fei, with eternal heart. It goes without saying that the red candle is bright and the smile is like a flower. I sincerely wish you two a hundred years of playing the harp and growing old together.

39. Flowers are booming, firecrackers are vigorous and auspicious, the whole family is happy, relatives and friends are busy, happy, and love is lingering and happy. I wish you a happy wedding and a long life together.

40. A thousand years ago, you two became what you are today. Your names are carefully carved on the Sansheng stone, which indicates that this relationship has experienced vicissitudes; Time flies, the sun and the moon change, I hope you can help each other, and life is sweeter than honey.

4 1. A handsome groom, an imposing and beautiful bride, a beautiful diamond ring, and a lot of guests throughout the ages.

42. For us, marriage is like a jewel in the crown, and it is always the brightest. Marriage is the sublimation of love, the inevitable choice after their feelings reach the peak, and a great and sacred moment!

43. Marriage is the grave, the grave of love, yes, but it also depends on who the other half is with you. If the other half is not good, then marriage is the grave of happy love; If the other half is good, then marriage is the grave of painful love, and only happiness remains in life from now on.

44. Love each other and be happy forever, and be happy wholeheartedly. May you two love each other more than the sea!

45. I wish you two love each other deeply. Love will last forever in this life, and your love will increase day by day!

46. He is a word, you are a music score, and you two are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven makes husband and wife harmonious.

47. Millennium is a thousand-year marriage, and a hundred-year body is accompanied by a hundred years of sleep. Born with both talents and looks, he only envies Yuanyang but not immortals.

48. May the joyful song accompany you forever, and may your marriage life be full of joy and happiness, and you will be bathed in endless happy years. I wish you a happy wedding!

49. The gongs, drums and firecrackers are all ringing, just for the couple to take photos of Ji Guang. Wish: a hundred years of harmony and happiness!

50. There are thousands of miles to meet, and talented people and beautiful women match. Wish: a hundred years of harmony and happiness!

5 1. Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze, and let the cloud show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, from now on, love will last forever!

52. After marriage, I won't get up by myself, I won't make do with breakfast by myself, and I won't face the ups and downs of life by myself. Married, I accompany you to get up for breakfast and taste life with you.

53. Thanks for our love, which brings us beautiful feelings, and also thanks for our marriage, so that our love will not end in discord.

54. What is marriage? Let me tell you today: marriage is the crystallization of love, the beginning of happiness, the expectation of eating half a piece of sugar, and the hand to hold tightly in the face of difficulties.

55. We all have a magnifying glass. Before marriage, we magnify each other's advantages, and after marriage, we magnify each other's shortcomings. Sometimes using this magnifying glass in turn, you will find that marriage could have been better.

56. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the wedding has finally arrived. Everything I want to look forward to in my dream, red flowers covered, loud and cheerful wedding songs blowing, big bowls of drinks and blessing words falling in my heart. We got married today.

57. You don't need too many sweet words at the moment, but too many true feelings can help you in the same boat in the future. As friends, please let us share this romance, and then send our sincere wishes to your friends: I wish you a happy wedding and happiness!