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Ask to translate 3-5 English jokes.
Yes, it's P-I-G I-G. Yes, it's p-i-g I-g.
No, it's p-u-g, it's u, not i.
No, it's me.
Yes, it's you.
No, it's me
A.hey man, I said you, you said me.
The focus of this English joke is the mother and son in the middle. Actually, playing with people is a joke. You asked him to spell pig, and then he said it was u (you). Then he usually said it was me. Does that mean he is a pig?
2. Who is the laziest? Who is the laziest person?
Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom, I asked your teacher today. Now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, Dad.
I don't know, dad.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think about it! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how others work?
Oh, you know. When other girls and boys are doing and writing, who just sits in the class and watches others study?
Tom: Our teacher, Dad. It's our teacher, Dad.
3. Two birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.
Student: I don't recognize it, but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Teacher: Then please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
I hope I can help you!
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