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A joke with a broken stomach

A joke story with a broken stomach, 20 words.

Although the joke stories in the short film are fast to read, the punchline is a bit poor, because there are very few words and too few things to express. The following is a 20-word joke story that I recommend to you.

We are kangaroos.

Two cows were grazing on the grass, and suddenly one said to the other, "Recently, many cows have got mad cow disease. Do you think we will be infected? " Another cow looked at it in surprise: "How come? Aren't we kangaroos? "

This is all caused by illiteracy.

A male fly fell on the rope paper and died. His wife flew over and saw the words "rope paper" written on it. She cried and said, "This is all caused by illiteracy. Meowed ... "

Feed you rat poison

The male mouse hugged her mouse girlfriend and said warmly, "We are together in this life, and I will make you a happy little mouse, fall in love foolishly, snuggle foolishly and live foolishly together." If you are ill, I will hold you tightly and feed you rat poison. "

A beautiful woman married a vulgar and usually ugly husband.

The flower cried and said, "I don't care, I don't care!" " I just want to insert cow dung! The cow said uneasily, "well, you can wait for me to finish." ... ah ... "

I'm eating, okay?

At noon in summer, a spider who was quietly weaving a web asked the cicada, "Why do you keep barking in the tree?" Cicada said, "I'm eating, okay?" Why don't you even prepare the tableware! " "

The better, the more harm it will do to me.

The bug said to the chameleon, "Why do you always keep the same color as everything around you?" If you are better, you will attract more attention and attention. "The chameleon said indifferently," Come on, according to my experience, the better you are, the more harm you will do to me. "

Mushrooms hit oranges.

Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died ... because the bacteria wanted the orange to die, the orange had to die. ...

flower

During the festival, the little rabbit said angrily to the deer, you see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

Learn to drive

Today, in the driving school theory class, the teacher said, "Those who cause serious traffic accidents to escape are forbidden to drive for life." A girl in the back raised her hand and said, "Then I will never get married?" Everyone laughed their heads off. ...

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