Fables about Pipa and Loquat

Shen, a scholar in Ming Dynasty, once received a box of gifts from a friend, which contained a letter. The letter said, "I sincerely hope you can accept the pipa." He opened the box and saw a box of fresh loquat. Shen couldn't help laughing and wrote back to his friend, saying, "Lynn, thanks to the pipa, I hope it will be silent when you listen, and delicious when you eat." My friend was ashamed when he read the letter, so he wrote a doggerel: "Loquat is not this pipa, because he can't read much." If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the pipes in the city will be open. "Loquat and pipa have different meanings. My friend played a joke on Shen.

Once upon a time, there was a playboy who was lazy and didn't study hard since he was a child. He often reads white and writes typos, which makes a lot of jokes.

One day, his wife was ill and wanted to eat loquat. He sent a servant to buy it. The servant was dumb, so he wrote a note and gestured for the servant to go to the fruit stall to buy something to eat. The mute can't read, so he went to the fruit stand and handed the note up. The fruit seller smiled at first sight, pointed to the opposite musical instrument store and told him to buy it there. When the mute entered the music shop, the shopkeeper was happy at first sight, and wrote another sentence on the note: "This thing doesn't weigh three kilograms, so it can't be sold." The dumb man came back with a note, and constantly chauffeured became angry when he saw that he had returned empty-handed. The dumb man handed me the note, and constantly chauffeured became even angrier: "Why can't it be sold?"? What nonsense! " His wife looked at the note and burst out laughing. It turns out that constantly chauffeured wrote loquat into pipa. She picked up a pen and wrote a poem:

Loquat is not this kind of pipa,

It's only my poor cultural level.

If the pipa can bear fruit,

The city is full of flutes and drums.

I don't know which one is true