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What do you mean 12 short?
1, the mouse has no brain
The so-called endless beasts are not as perfect as human beings, which means that each of the 12 zodiac animals has its own defects, and the first mouse is a brainless mouse. Rats have no brains. They remember to eat but don't remember to fight, which means that people have no memory. But when you meet such a person, people around you will say, "You are a mouse, put down your paws and forget."
2. Cows have no teeth
Cows have no teeth, but they lack teeth. Anyone who has a deep understanding of cows knows that cows have no teeth and grass can't chew badly, so they have been chewing there repeatedly. Cows are ruminants and can chew slowly after eating.
The tiger has no neck.
Tigers have no necks. I wonder if my friends noticed that the tiger turned to look at people when they looked at it. It can't look back like a man, so a tiger is an animal without a neck.
4. Rabbits have no lips
Rabbits have no lips, but a three-petal mouth, which is the symbol of rabbits. The formation of the three-valve mouth is a structural function evolved to adapt to survival and evolution, which can help rabbits eat better.
5. dragons have no ears
Dragons are legendary beasts. Although there are many records about dragons in ancient books, so far no one can prove that dragons really existed. But according to many pictures about dragons, people find that dragons have no ears.
6. Snakes have no feet
Snakes are also called worms. They have no feet. In ancient times, there was a man who painted snakes. He insisted on painting feet that did not belong to snakes. The result is a big joke of "gilding the lily".
7. Horses have no toes
Horses have no petals, and horses have no toes. That hoof, the toes of other animals are separated, and the horse is a whole.
8. Sheep have no gods
The sheep's eyes don't move. Usually people say that the eyes of dead sheep are formed because there is no such nerve in the brain.
9. Monkeys have no gills
A monkey without cheeks means a monkey without cheeks. Although he looks like a human, his face is very thin. People usually describe a thin bad guy, and they will say that he is sharp-tongued and doesn't look like a good thing at first sight, and so on.
10, chicken without kidney
Chicken is a very common food in our daily life. Besides chicken, many people also like to eat chicken hearts, chicken gizzards and chicken livers. But there has never been any chicken kidney. Chickens have no kidneys and can't pee. There is a folk saying: "chickens don't pee, each has its own way."
1 1, dog food is tasteless.
As we all know, dogs have a keen sense of smell, but their taste is relatively low. As the saying goes, when God opens a window for you, he will close another window. This is a fact.
12, the pig has no life.
The life span of pigs is not long, because pigs are raised to eat meat, and they will be slaughtered in a year at most, so pigs have no life.
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