What are your recommendations for April Fools’ Day jokes?

There are a lot of April Fools’ Day jokes. Below, I will introduce some April Fools’ Day jokes to you. You are welcome to read them.

Recommended April Fool’s Day jokes: Black bread

Guest: “Waiter, this bread is baked so dark, how can anyone eat it?”

Waiter: “ It’s not roasted black, it’s blackened by falling into the coal pile.”

Recommended April Fool’s Day joke 2. Black beans with tails

Sometimes. A fool, he loaded his cart with black beans and went to the capital to sell them.

When they got to the water's edge, the car overturned and the black beans fell into the water. The man went home and called someone to fish out the beans.

After leaving, the people at the waterside took away all the black beans. When the man came back, there were only many tadpoles swimming in the river.

He thought they were black beans and wanted to fish them out of the water. The tadpoles fled away when he saw people. The man lamented for a long time and said: "Wudou! You don't recognize me, and you run away when you see me. You probably grew a tail for a while, and you are afraid that I don't recognize you!"

Fool Recommended joke 3. Asking for leave

I suddenly received a text message when I woke up in the morning, "I have a bad stomach today, help me ask the leader for a day off, thank you, Wang Sha"

Hurry to clean up I rushed to the work unit. When I arrived at the company, I happened to meet the boss. I hurriedly said: Boss, Wang Sha is sick and is taking a day off.

The leader said, is it because of a bad stomach?

I said with a surprised look, do you know?

The leader said: "You are the 22nd today. Give her a day off!"

I saw a note on my desk, "Happy April Fools' Day, roundworms!" I almost fainted at that time!

Recommended April Fool’s Day Jokes 4. I miss you during the Qingming Festival

A friend I hadn’t contacted for a long time called me and chatted for a while.

I asked him: "Why did you call me suddenly?"

He said: "It's Qingming Festival, I miss you very much."

I suddenly I’m speechless!

Recommended April Fool’s Day Jokes 5. You will have money after Qingming Festival

I just said to a classmate in my dormitory: “I will have money after Qingming Festival!”

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The dormitory was quiet for a moment, and I still didn’t know why for a long time...

Time tests friends, fire tests gold

Recommended April Fool’s Day jokes 6. I hate the Japanese very much

I saw someone on the forum today saying that he hated the Japanese because his grandfather was killed by the Japanese when he was five years old.

I want to tell him, your grandfather died when he was five years old. Did you download it online?

Recommended April Fool’s Day jokes 7. Cut onions

A : "Every onion I eat makes my eyes irritated and uncomfortable. Do you have any good ideas?"

B: "Yes, it's very simple. If you cut it in water, it won't irritate your eyes." "

A few days later, A said to B: "Your method is really effective, but it is more troublesome. After two cuts, you have to surface to get some air."

April Fool's Day. Recommended Joke 8. Lama Buys Meat

A lama wanted to eat pork but didn’t know how to eat it, so he went to the butcher shop to ask for advice.

The waiter in the butcher shop replied: "Chop it into pieces with a knife and cook it before eating."

"Where can I buy a knife?"

"Go to the knife shop and buy it."

So the lama bought a knife in the knife shop. He was walking down the street holding a knife in his right hand and meat in his left hand. Unexpectedly, just after leaving the city, a vulture suddenly flew down from the sky and took the meat in its mouth.

The lama did not chase the vulture, but raised his head and smiled: "Haha! This stupid vulture. You don't have a knife, just pick up the meat and let me see how you eat it!"