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Find some short stories in the Water Margin.
After hitting Kansai Town, I fled to avoid disaster, but I met Jin Lao's father and daughter. Under the care of Jin's old son-in-law, he became a monk in Wutai Mountain. But in the temple, he obviously didn't adapt to life there and made trouble everywhere. One day, she met a wine seller in the pavilion at the foot of the mountain. She was very angry. She drank too much when she was in a good mood and was in a bad mood when the wind blew. After the wine woke up, he also regretted it, but the abbot couldn't help him because of Mr. Zhao's face. He had to be sent to Suoguo Temple, where he met Lin Chong …
2; Song Wu fights tigers.
Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There was not much excitement, but a tree said, "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but it was in Ke Gang. You should unite to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, he ignored it and moved on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard a gust of wind whistling by. A colorful tiger came at Song Wu, who quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger is a wild animal, and it came at Song Wu. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears with blood everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame.
3; Inverted weeping willow
In order to vent his anger at Kim's father and daughter, God killed Zheng Tu with three punches, and then left his post and fled to other places. He first came to Wutai Mountain Wen Shu Academy to become a monk. Because he disobeyed Buddhist rules and made trouble by drinking, the abbot introduced him to Suoguo Temple to see the vegetable garden. There are twenty or thirty local ruffians living near the vegetable garden. They often come to the garden to steal vegetables, but a few gardeners can't control them. This time, I heard that there was a new person, so I made trouble. Unexpectedly, the two leaders were kicked into the cesspit, scaring them into begging for mercy. The next day, I bought some food and wine as gifts for Lu. Everyone was having a good time when they heard crows barking in the big tree outside the door. The local ruffians said it was unlucky, and the noisy people were upset and wanted to move a ladder to tear down the bird's nest. Lu took advantage of the booze, first pushed it with his hand, then took off his coat, lowered his right hand, lifted his waist and uprooted a large bowl of willow branches. Frightened, the thieves knelt on the ground and worshipped Lu as their teacher.
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