Do you have any funny text message jokes?

Teacher Han’s explanation: Player No. 7 Sharp distributed the ball and passed it to player No. 9. Player No. 9 is also named Sharp. They may be brothers. There are many brothers active in football, such as the De Boer brothers in the Netherlands and the Keane brothers in Ireland. Good ball, this ball was passed very well to No. 10. Hey, No. 10 is also called Sharp. It may be that foreign players only have their last name printed on their jerseys. These players are all named Sharp, just like many players in South Korea have the last name Park. Beautiful, No. 10 passed two players in a row and scored. No. 11 stepped forward to congratulate. No. 11 is - Sharp (long pause) Sorry, audience friends, Sharp is the name of the sponsor printed on the jersey.

On the bus in the morning, a man took out his mobile phone from his bag to check the time, and then said "I'm CAO". I thought he didn't have time, but when I looked carefully, he was holding it in his hand. An air conditioner remote control.

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