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23 things in the dormitory are written in 600 words.
Life is full of surprises. Hey, look! I have to live on campus this semester! I was not very happy when I heard the news. Is the bed at home not wide enough, or is the air conditioner not cold enough, and Mommy is not good enough? Sad, but the thought of trying to change a new environment and being happy with my classmates, gnome male-",needless to say, is really a little excited!
"Why is there a sixth floor?" I screamed at the sky, sweaty on my clothes, carrying large and small luggage, dawdled at the stairs for three or four minutes, and finally came to the dormitory. "Not bad!" There are four bunk beds in the eye, and the space is relatively large, including a bathroom and a bathroom. However, because people don't live long, the board is covered with dense moss, and an inexplicable sadness arises.
"Ding-""Go!" The ringing of the bell also aroused people's long-term excitement. Perhaps it is this passion that makes it easy for students to go down to the third floor, overpass and sixth floor, but the sour feeling when they run to the finish line can be imagined. Life is like a train. If you miss the time, the difficulty of catching up is self-evident.
After washing, it has been 13 minutes since I arrived at the dormitory, but the oncoming air conditioner is not cool, nor is it a familiar big bed. The hot air with moist water vapor, the line of sight seems to be blurred by something. An untouched emptiness is pounding my heart. Yes, it's different now. I can't help but reach into the bag containing small tomatoes, which are becoming less and less in a sad atmosphere.
"Why don't you turn off the light?" An angry howl from far to near, like another hand on your back quietly pushing people down the abyss. When you turn around, you are a "brown-haired lion king" wearing a pink coat and full of violent factors. "Look at the time?
There are so many old students in your class, and you are still fooling around here with the lights on. Who is the boss in your dormitory? ""No one ... "Someone answered weakly." What? "The lion king with brown hair sneered as if he had heard a big joke." You don't want to be one after another. Then who will do it? No sense of responsibility at all.
You all say there is more homework, so according to your wishes, everyone doesn't have to be a teacher? And you, being old, why don't you want to be like them? ..... "Alas, brown hair turned red!
Life is so frustrating, I miss going home every day, I can't sleep at night, and it's normal to be criticized every day, which makes countless students cry.
Expand knowledge:
Dormitory is a Chinese word with three meanings, one is accommodation, the other is hotel, and the third is the house of employees, students and so on. In institutions, enterprises and schools.
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