Who knows the duet lines of Private Zhao Weiguo's Such a Couple?

Privately, Zhao Weiguo's "Such Couple Lines" looks like a person from a distance. Before the performance, we should simply put on makeup and put some on our faces. Thank you. . . All right! ! ! Thank you for your encouragement! Next, I want to dedicate this double spring to you. It's called "such a pair" of Harry oil. Three days after marriage, my wife began to cry, "I can't play with Dick, I'm going to lose my tooth!" " ! "Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom! Lozahari oil, well, is the strength of rubbing the handle. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Stop. ! Why don't you bring a musical instrument to confess? You said, "I lied to you. "You let everyone to judge, ah! Luo Zakhari Oil told me before he got married, and he said his height was passable. When I met him, he really got by. He stood on tiptoe and could walk under the dining table. He said that he was a graduate of Peking University. I dug up his diploma and saw that he graduated from the training class of Beijing Normal University. He said that his income was 3,000 yuan, and I didn't know until today: his annual income added up to only 3,000 yuan; He said that his hobby is studying the history of grass, and I didn't know it until today: he just sat at home in the dark one day and watched Princess Pearl. Alas, wife, you still have to have a conscience when you speak! My condition is poor, and our family always leaves you two "real estates"! Forget about this real estate. At the mention of this "real estate", I want to die, my friends! Their family does have two "properties": his grandfather and grandmother, both of whom have been lying in bed for more than ten years without moving. Everyone who saw it said it was so miserable! Don't move "miserable"! I can't play Kerry, I lost a tooth! ! ! ! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Stop. ! Since you don't give me face, I will lift your door. Before we got married, I asked my wife how old she was. My wife always told me that she was similar. I think she was one year old and two years old. On the first night of marriage, mice ran on the beams of our house. My wife jumped out of bed and shouted, "Oh, I have lived for more than 60 years, and I have never seen such a big mouse! "You and my father are about the same age!