50 interesting and funny short sentences

50 funny short sentences

Introduction: When I saw their wedding photos, I really wanted to Photoshop them into black and white and hang them on the wall. Below, I have compiled 50 interesting and funny short sentences for you on Inspirational Network. I hope you will like them.

1. “What is the highest level of trust you have in a person?” “It’s pointless to go out with him”

2. Am I happy to have you here in the New Year or not? ?

3. Don’t think that you have shit on your head or that you are a diamond gourd baby.

4. Why do I suddenly want to cry? Is it possible that I also have some sadness flowing against the current?

5. Open your own store and let others work.

6. When people are old and money is gone, just say *** it’s Chinese New Year

7. My father said that if I pass the exam, he will give me five hundred, but I passed the exam. I failed, and I proved with facts that I am not a person who is tempted by money!

8. Wandering in this age of amnesia, leaving behind a lot of doubts

9. I'm going to sleep naked tonight! - 150 mosquitoes liked it.

10. In such a cold weather, a single dog may become a barking dog.

11. The day does not understand the darkness of night, and the top student does not understand the tears of a lowly student.

12. Of the hundreds of reasons to escape, just choose the one that has nothing to do with love.

13. After using the toilet, do you wipe or flush first? However, 99% of people choose to lock the screen first.

14. March 7th Girls’ Day, this idea is good, March 8th Women’s Day will be celebrated one day later

15. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a whole night, but a woman’s lies can deceive A man's life.

16. Those who are capable can research atomic bombs, but those who are not capable can only research tea eggs.

17. My feet tend to get cold because my legs are too long and the altitude is too high to supply blood. I finally found out the reason why my feet have been cold for so many years.

18. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black!

19. A bad person must be a ***, and a *** is not necessarily a bad person.

20. I also want to be low-key, but they always give me applause and screams.

21. Losing weight is nothing more than talking and scaring the body.

22. I hope to be a depraved rich woman in 2020

23. When I was a child, I thought I was the most beautiful person in the world. When I grew up, I realized... I am the most beautiful person in the universe. .

24. I envy those who can fall asleep just by lying down. It takes me two hours to lie down and change 200 positions before I can fall asleep.

25. I was chatting with my boyfriend last night, and suddenly he said: It’s time for you to upgrade and be my girlfriend.

26. Can I date you? Even just touching your breasts.

27. A senior picked up a junior girl in public and kissed her on the cheek. The junior girl immediately got angry and shouted shamelessly. The senior was stunned for a moment and kissed her decisively[].

28. English listening is listening to two people talking, and then asking us what they said.

29. No one of you is allowed to speak ill of my friends in front of me, otherwise I will unknowingly follow suit.

30. I wish everyone can get rid of poverty and singleness! Take it off! hair!

31. I hope I can become a rich and interesting person, but if that doesn’t work, I can just be rich.

32. There are no two completely suitable people, only two hearts that accommodate each other.

33. I always have a flat chest and cry alone until dawn. It’s always easy to gain weight, but enlarging breasts is too difficult, and it’s not mine. Just stop forcing it.

34. The handsome ones are called Bidong, and the ugly ones are called Attack on Titan.

35. Waiting for the fireworks to light up in the night sky on New Year’s Eve, can it bring me a perfect result?

36. What’s wrong with being a fat housewife? When happiness knocks on the door, I can open the door right away.

37. If the wrong song is played in the shower, I will risk my life naked *** and run out to turn it off.

38. Two people who are too similar either love each other very much or hurt each other.

39. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and waiting to die, planning for a day, and lying dead for a year.

40. I must save money carefully in May, go to bed early and get up early, and go for a run if I have nothing to do. By the way, I still have to change my bad temper. If I can’t do that, I’ll do it again in June.

41. Downstairs, a bunch of kindergarten kids were playing with little magic fairies, and they kept babbling. *** Finally, I couldn’t bear to open the window and shout "Gunara, God of Darkness!" They all ran away, it was annoying.

42. When you are in a bad mood, you go to poop, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then flush it down.

43. My cell phone has been in silent mode for several years, and answering calls all depends on fate.

44. First line: Maybe it seems like it; second line: But it may not be impossible.

45. Since boys’ legs are thinner and longer than girls’, shouldn’t boys be allowed to wear skirts?

46. I won’t wish you a Happy New Year. If you don’t fall in love with me, you won’t be happy.

47. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free. .

48. It’s better to let go of the hand you can’t hold as soon as possible, it’s too fat.

49. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you have a lot of free time every day.

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