Totti joke

Tote's jokes 1:

1, a person in the hospital infusion, lose began to laugh wildly. Others asked him what he was laughing at. He said:? I smiled.

2. Why is vernier caliper not lonely? Because it doesn't read.

3. Once upon a time, there was a whale. Later, he became ill.

One day, a buddy came to us and saw a sticker on the gate? Watch the glass. A few words, twist a head and left, he said, pointing to the door. You don't welcome me here ~?

5. There is a child with big pores. His mother heard that bathing with sesame seeds can cure diseases, so she bought a lot of sesame seeds and poured them in the bathtub to bathe her son. Later, later. He became a strawberry.

6. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't.

Once upon a time, there was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, while crossing the street, he was knocked down by a car. It gave a cry? Quack? , so it became a cucumber?

8. Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. She felt that there were too many pimples on her face, so she sliced it herself and applied it to her face.

9、? What does that round-headed stick on QQ mean? Weibo. What a good image. . . ?

10. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him. And the result? One day, he was taken away!

1 1. According to research, the first owner of Taobao in China was the poet Wang Wei. The basis lies in a condolence poem he wrote to the buyer: Think twice about your relatives during the festive season!

12, the earliest group buying in the world appeared in the late Qing Dynasty, called the Boxer Rebellion.

13, accosted a MM on QQ, and MM asked me:? What's your eighth grade? I said:? 88。 ? She got off the bus.

14, San Mao said: I'll definitely find 70 cents in the future. ?

Everyone asks,? Why?

San Mao answered:? Because we are together! ?

15, what am I to you? You are my many fish. Huh? Why snacks? Because you are too redundant.

16, the happiest graduate student is Ma Yili, because she has articles?

Totti jokes set 2:

1, the computer is always blue screen today. I am computer illiterate, so I have no choice but to call my good friend to check it out.

He came to watch for ten minutes.

Then ask me, is this monitor made of Hali6?

I didn't hear you clearly, so I casually replied? Hmm?

Then he said: Harbin No.6 Pharmaceutical Factory produces blue screens. .

Me:. . . . . . .

2, a male and a female two horses race, the male horse won!

The rider who planted the horse proudly said to the loser: Do you know why you lost?

The loser asked:? Why?

The rider who planted the horse replied wretched:? Hurry up and smoke! ?

3. A sanitation worker was rated as an advanced worker, and his experience was taught at the report meeting. Hey, hey, do you know why no one spits on my pipe? Because I wrote six words on all the trash cans and spittoons? China Red Cross! ? The applause thundered.

On the beach, a man actually found a bra!

The man raised his bra and shouted, Whose bra? Whose bra? ! ?

A beautiful woman sunbathing shyly replied:? NND！ ?

Six months after breaking up, the first call she made was to ask me to help her with a math problem.

I cried and she didn't even ask me how I was doing.

I cried after doing it for a while, because I couldn't do it either.

6. Recently, all men, women and children in Beijing smoke and smoke!

This situation puzzled foreign tourists wearing masks.

The tourist couldn't help asking a woman smoking next to him: Why does everyone smoke now? Isn't smoking harmful to health?

The lady raised her cigarette: Look, smoking is healthier than breathing air directly now. ?

Tourists still don't understand: why?

The lady smiled disdainfully:? You are such an idiot! Didn't you see the filter?

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