A funny copy that makes people laugh.

1. Lie on your back tonight and get up early tomorrow. Actually, exercise is that simple.

Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

It is difficult to study when weeding at noon. Take a little broken book and sit all morning.

When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing is that the toilet was discovered before people woke up.

5. "Do you wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand?" "Right hand." "That's disgusting. I use paper."

6. I liked playing hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

7. I am ugly, so I need to buy beautiful clothes so that I can be ugly and beautiful.

8. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

9. Why can't you live without onions, ginger and garlic? Because: life is lush, ginger is ginger, not garlic!

10. A good ending is good for the rich and good for the poor.

1 1. When you feel poor. Don't lose heart, at least you know yourself.

12. Some people say that life is daily necessities, others say that life is a mess, but I am quite special. I've been struggling to survive, but I haven't lived.

13. I feel uncomfortable when I don't do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable when I do my homework.

14. The terrible thing about a cup is that it will be refilled indefinitely!

15. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough?

16. Come with me. You will get a bowl brush when I eat something.

17. It's so childish to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that you have to look through the photo album.

18. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, and more lovers are animals.

19. Why should we be afraid of ghosts? People are the ones who hurt you.

20. I feel that life is always aimed at you everywhere because you are ugly. If you are beautiful, you will be hanged every day.

2 1. Men in the new century: sleep on the floor, live in the corridor, kneel on the motherboard, mend clothes, eat leftovers, pay prescriptions, take care of children, raise girls, endure loneliness and strive to be the wolf!

22. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

23. It is not the alarm clock and dreams that wake up every morning, but the urine that has been suppressed all night.

24. A friend sent a message saying, "For your own Audi, your wife's Dior and your son's Oreo, you must study hard." A divine reply appeared below: "For your Alto, for your wife's mystery, for your son's olympiad, Altman, study hard!"