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Questions about China's mysterious submarine
Successfully developed a new generation of aircraft carrier nemesis-Gong Hang!
According to the intelligence department, "Gong Hang" is made of pig iron and low carbon steel, with a total weight of 65,438+million tons. It has no electronic equipment, so it has strong anti-interference ability. The lighting equipment is a flashlight using dry batteries. No radar was installed on the Gong Hang, but a telescope was used. The thickness of underwater armor and outer armor (pig iron) reaches 10 meter, torpedoes, planes, missiles, etc. Gong Hang's attack weapon is terrible. It is an iron bar weighing 1 10,000 tons. Because the conventional attack didn't work for it, after approaching the other side at high speed, the "Gong Hang" inserted the iron bar into the aircraft carrier, making it lose power, and then stabbed it stick by stick under the drive of the motor ... After hearing the news, the United States withdrew the aircraft carrier from various sea areas to prevent it from being ravaged by the "Gong Hang". The end of this 10000 ton iron bar is made of amorphous silicon, which is extremely hard and commonly known as "silicon head". Inserting an aircraft carrier is powerful and can effectively annihilate the enemy's effective forces, so this attack process is often called "strong fighters". The successful development of "Gong Hang" marks the complete "rise" of China's military strength. A researcher who asked not to be named revealed that the ship could bring the war to a new climax. However, the researcher also put forward his own suggestions. If the silicon head is improved and the iron bar is made hollow, it can be sprayed with water at high pressure, that is absolutely! After destroying the outer membrane of the aircraft carrier, injecting a huge amount of seawater into it can make it limp and sink after cramping.
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