Fat joke

1, people say we are fat and lazy. I don't believe it. We are just lazy when we lose weight. Which one of you can be more diligent than us at dinner?

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2. I saw a report that a woman wanted to jump into a well, but because she was too fat, she was stuck by the well and was seen by passers-by and saved her life.

This triggered. Is it better to be fat or not? Can the fat man help? Social debate.

It seems logical, but on second thought, how can a slim girl have the idea of suicide?

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3, a white cover three ugliness, a fat ruin everything! I finally know the meaning of clothes size: S=S figure; M= beauty; L= rotten; XL= rotten; XXL= powder!

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At the scene of the murder, the wife of the deceased said that her husband's cotton hat, snow boots and thick coat leather gloves were all missing.

Pol.ice frowned and lost in thought. After some careful reasoning, he suddenly realized that the killer was a bit cold! ?

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5, Taishan collapsed in front and the color did not change. It's the first time I've seen a slow response so fresh and refined.

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6、? When traveling together, be sure to let the fat man go first! ?

? Why?

? This is called respect! ?

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7. Cao Pi ordered Cao Zhi to write a seven-step poem. If he can't write it, he will be killed.

Cao Zhi took a step and read aloud: One? Take another step and read aloud? Two? How many steps have you taken? One, two, one, two, one. Then he ran away.

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8. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

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9. Once upon a time, there were five dragons in Jin Mu.

One day, the fire hose moved Fannian to the lower bound privately. The gods were furious and said to Jin Mu Silong Road: You get the hose at once and bring me his head! ?

Three days later, the four dragons prevailed and presented something to the gods.

God opened the package and was puzzled: What is this?

The four dragons said in unison: this is the faucet you want! ?

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10, two freshmen meet.

? Are there many girls in your class?

? There are many girls in our class. ?

? God, isn't that cool?

? But the number is not too much. ?

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