What are the humorous topics about the speech three minutes before class?

1. Broken arrow

If you don't believe in your own will, you will never be a general.

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, a father and his son went out to fight. The father became a general, but his son was just a pawn. Another horn sounded and the drums thundered. The father solemnly held up an arrow bag with an arrow in it. The father solemnly said to his son: But don't take it out. "

It's an extremely exquisite quiver, made of thick cowhide, with a faint shiny copper edge. Look at the exposed tail of the arrow. You can tell at a glance that it's made of fine peacock feathers. My son is beaming and greedily thinks about the appearance of the shaft and arrow, as if the arrow whizzed by his ear, and the enemy commander-in-chief fell off his horse and died.

Sure enough. My son couldn't resist the heroic spirit of winning any longer, and completely betrayed his father's words. His strong desire drove him to pull out his treasure arrow with a shout, trying to find out. Suddenly he was shocked.

A broken arrow was in the quiver.

I've been fighting with a broken arrow! My son broke out in a cold sweat, as if his house had lost its pillar in an instant, and his will collapsed.

The result was self-evident, and his son died tragically in the disorderly army.

Brushing away the misty smoke, his father picked up the broken arrow and spat heavily: "If you don't believe in your own will, you will never be a general."

He pinned his victory and defeat on a precious arrow. For example, pin your hopes on your children; Put happiness on her husband; Pin your life security on your company ...

Tips: You are an arrow. If you want it to be tough, if you want it to be sharp, if you want it to go through a hundred paces, if you want to sharpen it, only you can save it.

2. The value of life

Don't let yesterday's depression overshadow tomorrow's dreams!

In a seminar, a famous speaker held a $2 bill in his hand without making an opening speech.

Facing 2 people in the conference room, he asked, "Who wants this $2?" One hand raised. He went on to say, "I'm going to give this $2 to one of you, but before that, please allow me to do one thing." He crumpled up the bill and asked, "Who wants it?" Someone still raised his hand. He said, "Well, what if I do this?" He threw the bill on the ground, stepped on one foot and ran it over with his foot. Then he picked up the bill, which was dirty and wrinkled. "Who wants it now?" Someone raised his hand. "Friends, you have had a meaningful lesson. No matter how I treat that bill, you still want it, because it has not depreciated, and it is still worth $2. On the road of life, we will be knocked down, bullied or even crushed to pieces by our own decisions or adversity countless times. We feel as if we are worthless. But no matter what happens, or what will happen, in the eyes of God, You will never lose your value. In his view, dirty or clean, neatly dressed or untidy, you are still priceless. "

Tips: The value of life does not depend on what we do, nor on the people we make, but on ourselves! We are unique-never forget this!

3. It's beautiful to hold your head up.

Although it's a black cow, milk is as white as milk.

Jenny is a little girl who always keeps her head down. She always thinks that she is not beautiful enough. One day, she went to the jewelry store and bought a green bow. The shopkeeper praised her for wearing a bow. Although Jenny didn't believe it, she was very happy. She couldn't help holding her head up and was eager to show it to everyone. The teacher patted her on the shoulder lovingly and said, that day, she was praised by many people. She thought it must be the bow, but when she looked in front of the mirror, there was no bow on her head. She must have lost it when she touched someone when she went out to the jewelry store.

Self-confidence is a kind of beauty, but many people lose a lot of happiness because they care too much about appearance.

Tips: whether you are poor or rich, whether you look like a fairy, Happiness will make you cute-the kind that everyone likes.

4. Draw a leaf for life

As long as you have faith, there will always be miracles. Although the hope is slim, it will last forever.

Ou, American writer; Henry told a story in his novel The Last Leaf: In the ward, a dying patient saw a tree outside the window from his room, and it fell one by one in the autumn wind. The patient looked at the rustling leaves in front of him, and his body went from bad to worse. She said, "When all the leaves are gone, I will die." After an old painter learned that, Draw a leaf with green veins and hang it on the branch with colored pencils.

The last leaf never fell off. The patient miraculously survived because of this green life.

Tips: Life can be without many things, but only without hope. Hope is an important value of human life. Where there is hope, life will be endless!

5. Flying Spider

Faith is an indomitable force. When you firmly believe that you can succeed, you will succeed.

One day, I found that a black spider had made a big web between two eaves in the backyard. Can spiders fly? Otherwise, from this cornice to that cornice, there is a width of more than ten feet in the middle. How did you pull the first line? Later, I found that the spider took many detours-starting from one eave, knotting, going down the wall, climbing forward step by step, being careful, raising its tail, not letting the silk touch the sand or other objects on the ground, walking through the clearing, and then climbing up the opposite eave, the height is almost the same, and then tightening the silk will be the same in the future.

Tips: spiders can't fly, but it Its web is exquisitely and regularly made, and it opens in a gossip shape, as if it were helped by God. Such achievements remind people of those who are taciturn and some hidden wise men. So, I remember that spiders can't fly, but they still weave their webs in the air. Miracles are caused by persistent people.

6. Shadow is a paper dragon

In life, there are often countless blows from the outside, but what will these blows be? The final decision is in your hands.

My grandfather made me a long dragon out of paper. Only a few locusts can fit in the gap in the abdomen of the long dragon, and they all died in it, and no one survived! Grandfather said, "The locusts are too impatient. Except for struggling, they have never thought of biting the long dragon with their mouths, and they don't know that they can climb out from the other end if they keep going forward. Therefore, although they have iron pliers-like mouths and serrated thighs, it doesn't help.

" When Grandfather put several green worms of the same size into the faucet, and then turned off the faucet, a miracle appeared: only a few minutes, The little green worms crawled out of the dragon's tail one by one.

Tips: Fate has always been hidden in our minds. Many people can't walk out of the shadows at different stages of life, not because their natural personal conditions are far worse than others, but because they don't have the thought to bite through the shadow paper dragon, and they don't have the patience to find a correct direction and move forward step by step. Until there is a new hole in the sky.

7. Success is not as difficult as you think

It is not because we dare not do things, but because we dare not do things.

In p>1965, a Korean student went to Cambridge University to major in psychology. During afternoon tea, he often went to the school cafe or teahouse to listen to some successful people chatting. These successful people included Nobel Prize winners. Academic authorities in some fields and some people who have created economic myths are humorous and light-handed, and they all see their success as natural and logical. After a long time, he found that he was cheated by some successful people in China. Those people generally exaggerated their entrepreneurial hardships in order to let the people who are starting a business retreat, that is, They are scaring those who haven't achieved success with their own successful experiences.

As a student of psychology department, he thinks it is necessary to study the mentality of Korean successful people. In 197, he submitted "Success is not as difficult as you think" as his graduation thesis to Professor Will Braden, the founder of modern economic psychology. After reading it, Professor Braden was greatly surprised. He thought it was a new discovery. Although this phenomenon is common in the East and even all over the world, no one has boldly put forward it and studied it before. Surprised, he wrote to his Cambridge alumnus, park chung-hee, who was sitting at the top of Korean politics at that time. He said in the letter, "I dare not say how much this book will help you. But I'm sure it's more shocking than any of your decrees. "

Later, this book really took off with South Korea's economy. This book inspired many people, because they told people from a new angle that success is not necessarily related to" straining their muscles and starving their skin ","lighting up at midnight ","hanging on the head, and stabbing them with thorns ".As long as you are interested in a certain cause. Because God has given you enough time and wisdom to finish one thing successfully. Later, this young man also succeeded, and he became the president of Korea Panye Automobile Company.

Tips: You can do many things in the world as long as you want, and you can overcome the difficulties you should overcome. You don't need any iron will, let alone any skills or strategies. As long as one is still living with simplicity and interest, The creator's arrangements for the world are all natural.

8. Always take the ticket

Life is really interesting: if you only accept the best, you will often get the best.

There is a man who often travels on business and often can't buy the right ticket. However, no matter how long or short the trip is, no matter how crowded the bus is, he can always find a seat.

His method is actually very simple. It's just patiently looking for the past from car to car. This method doesn't sound brilliant, but it is very useful. Every time, he is ready to walk from the first car to the last car, but every time he doesn't have to walk to the end, he will find a vacancy. He said that this is because there are not many passengers who are persistent in finding seats like him. There are often some seats left in the car where he is seated, but at the aisles and car joints of other cars. It's incredibly crowded.

He said that most passengers are easily confused by the superficial phenomenon of one or two carriages being crowded, and they don't think much about the opportunities to provide seats in the dozens of stops. Even if they think about it, they don't have the patience to look for it. A small foothold in front of them is easy for most people to satisfy, and some people feel it is not worthwhile to squeeze around for one or two seats. They are also worried that if they can't find a seat, they won't even have a place to stand back. Just like some people who are content with the status quo and are afraid of failure, they can only stay at the unsuccessful starting point forever. Most of these passengers who don't want to take the initiative to find a seat can only stay at the initial place when they get on the bus.