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How many classic hurtful allegorical sayings are there?
1. What kind of bird are you?
2. The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor!
3. What turtle lays eggs-asshole!
There is a fire in the cloth bag-burn it!
5. Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)
6. There is water in the teapot-get out!
7. The fire burned the bamboo forest-bachelor!
8. sheets are used as diapers-generous enough!
9. Chef's March-Take the fall for others.
10. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult!
1 1 .1234567-Wang (forgot) eight!
12. 12356- None (4)
13. Full belly-straw bag!
14. The tailor doesn't bring a ruler-this is intentional!
15. Cao Pi's money-not necessarily (Wei coins)
16. "Hundred Family Names" except Zhao-opening is money!
17.Axe (x) shines on people-I see through you!
18. Unplug without dripping-die hard, Rowen!
19. The zebra's head-head is right!
20. The announcer comes on stage-flirting!
2 1. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible!
22. Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger!
23. Guards on the Wall-Master (Guard)
24. Singing leg cramps-I can't get off the stage!
25. The parturient is in the delivery room-it's time for a promotion!
26. Powder the coffin-save face!
27. A full belly-a straw bag!
28. dirty. His mother cried very dirty-how dirty!
29. The notice is posted on the roof-~ God knows!
30. One ear is big and one ear is small-pigs and dogs!
3 1.2 1 day without chicken-bad guy!
32. Divide 500 into two parts-250!
33 Yan issued a notice-nonsense!
34. The stone is in the henhouse-asshole!
35. Those old and fat pig butchers-those who have been stabbed!
36. You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?
37. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-asshole!
38. Eating powder and arranging flowers-~ shameless!
39. Write poetry in the toilet-smelly scholar!
40. Play lanterns in the toilet-light up and shit (die)!
4 1. Dogs bite beggars-animals cheat!
42. Dogs bite shadows-not people!
43. Camels give birth to donkeys-strange species!
44. Farming does not produce seedlings-rotten seeds!
45. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people!
46. blacksmith shop materials-beaten goods!
47. Robbers draw images-just your thief shape!
48. Horse racing on the wall-an animal that never looks back!
49. Blind people play the piano-nonsense!
50. Put on lipstick-pretend to be pure (lips)!
5 1. Brother Chun knocks at the door-Chun is at home!
52. The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor!
53. Unplug, don't drip-die hard!
54. The tortoise laid eggs-asshole!
55. Announcer comes on stage-flirting!
56. Meat that can't be sold in dog days-smelly goods
57. triangle cemetery-immoral
58. Newly hatched chicks-hard mouth and soft legs
59. Yan was gouged out-a blind ghost.
60. The stone is in the henhouse, asshole.
6 1. I asked for leave at the meeting-I didn't attend (interest)
62. Sowing soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization
63. Burning yam in the ash pile-all gray (mixed) eggs.
64.
65. Cow dung bugs move-fuck off
66. Blacksmith's Shop Materials-Beaten Goods
67. No shit swelling (asshole) for three years.
68. Filial piety, faithfulness, courtesy and modesty-shameless
69. The pink flower arrangement for eating food is shameless.
70. Blind people play the piano-nonsense
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Silkworm Baby's Mouth-Export into Poetry (Silk)
Eat walnuts-be sure to smash them!
Garbage in the kitchen-insignificant.
Protect your eyesight-be narrow-minded
Holding the child to push the mill-adding people but not adding energy
Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.
Lay the floor next to the cesspit-it's not far from death.
Take off your pants and fart-reinvent the wheel
Horses give birth to mules-donkeys give birth.
Burning newspapers on graves-fooling ghosts
Rats gnaw at books-words.
Mother of Pi Di-too thick-skinned.
Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness
Father kowtows to his son-hang it all!
Grandma's dead son-hopeless
Bring a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself
Talking crazily with a fan.
Twelve taels of silver-for sure.
Whip in the cultivated land-brag
An 80-year-old actor pretends to be a child-rejuvenation
Politeness and honesty-shameless
Death married a woman-a ghost.
The white eel goes to the beach-it's dead.
Hang a pocket in midair-pretend to be crazy
Yang Paifeng came out halfway-what a terrible girl.
The old dragon king moved-badly.
A carpenter's saw-a sharp mouth; Bad mouth.
Wild boar in the mountains-what a terrible mouth.
Rabbits are getting better-worse than tigers.
Drill and steel needle-that's awesome.
Bran damage radish-no spicy gas (metaphor opponents or enemies don't have much power; Or it's not that bad. )
Wooden glasses-I can't see through them.
Puppet in the coffin-die unsatisfied
Puppet fight-involuntarily
Drill holes in wooden cases-methodical.
A wooden head saves lives-it is difficult to protect yourself.
The wooden fish became a bangzi.
Ripe melons-don't pick them.
Thin donkey pulls hard shit-blind bravado
Change the lid of the sieve-there are edges and eyes.
A sieve full of loopholes
Screen stripping-might as well
Water in a sieve-there are many holes.
The boiler burning gas exploded.
The mouse in the biscuit shop-eating
Kiln burning and tile selling are the same goods.
Ten duck heads make a talkative pot.
Three rooms don't open the door-monster
Three bodhisattvas and two incense-not for you.
Three dollars a pig's head-that's a mouth.
Riding a donkey boasted three dollars.
The sparrow flies to the flagpole-the bird is not big and the shelf is not small.
The old fat pig went to the slaughterhouse-stabbed goods.
The mouse got into the crowd-dying.
A mouse married a woman-fighting a small battle.
The old lady's big dowry-crying goods
The boss went into the henhouse-idiot.
Old sow fights-all talk and no fight
The mouse fell into the cesspit-the more noise it made, the worse it got.
Unplug, don't drip-do more.
Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
Draw a head on three pieces of paper-what a big face!
Wang Qi's younger brother-Wang Ba.
The fire destroyed the bamboo forest-a bachelor.
String performance in Arneman Street
Rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky.
Bald man holding an umbrella-lawlessness
The Weaver Girl of Thirty Years —— Old Spitter of Oil
Ten years without washing your face-a smelly mouth
December snake-hit it and move it.
The magnifying glass shines on the worm-the real color appears.
A shriveled soft egg
Heel fart-unlucky; out of luck
Put the salted fish in the pond-I don't know if I am alive or dead.
Ask for instructions if you fart-go looking for trouble
Double-toothed rake hoes the ground-two strikes.
Second aunt pickled pickles-the word (salt) comes first
The deflated suona-see how you blow it
Jiro plays the flute-God plays the flute.
Bitches call prostitutes-tarred with the same brush.
Selling cloth with your eyes closed-nonsense
Knives and horses can't be knives and guns.-Idiot
A lighted candle-you won't live long.
There are skins hanging in the hall-it's outrageous.
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