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How many classic hurtful allegorical sayings are there?

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1. What kind of bird are you?

2. The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor!

3. What turtle lays eggs-asshole!

There is a fire in the cloth bag-burn it!

5. Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

6. There is water in the teapot-get out!

7. The fire burned the bamboo forest-bachelor!

8. sheets are used as diapers-generous enough!

9. Chef's March-Take the fall for others.

10. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult!

1 1 .1234567-Wang (forgot) eight!

12. 12356- None (4)

13. Full belly-straw bag!

14. The tailor doesn't bring a ruler-this is intentional!

15. Cao Pi's money-not necessarily (Wei coins)

16. "Hundred Family Names" except Zhao-opening is money!

17.Axe (x) shines on people-I see through you!

18. Unplug without dripping-die hard, Rowen!

19. The zebra's head-head is right!

20. The announcer comes on stage-flirting!

2 1. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible!

22. Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger!

23. Guards on the Wall-Master (Guard)

24. Singing leg cramps-I can't get off the stage!

25. The parturient is in the delivery room-it's time for a promotion!

26. Powder the coffin-save face!

27. A full belly-a straw bag!

28. dirty. His mother cried very dirty-how dirty!

29. The notice is posted on the roof-~ God knows!

30. One ear is big and one ear is small-pigs and dogs!

3 1.2 1 day without chicken-bad guy!

32. Divide 500 into two parts-250!

33 Yan issued a notice-nonsense!

34. The stone is in the henhouse-asshole!

35. Those old and fat pig butchers-those who have been stabbed!

36. You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

37. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-asshole!

38. Eating powder and arranging flowers-~ shameless!

39. Write poetry in the toilet-smelly scholar!

40. Play lanterns in the toilet-light up and shit (die)!

4 1. Dogs bite beggars-animals cheat!

42. Dogs bite shadows-not people!

43. Camels give birth to donkeys-strange species!

44. Farming does not produce seedlings-rotten seeds!

45. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people!

46. blacksmith shop materials-beaten goods!

47. Robbers draw images-just your thief shape!

48. Horse racing on the wall-an animal that never looks back!

49. Blind people play the piano-nonsense!

50. Put on lipstick-pretend to be pure (lips)!

5 1. Brother Chun knocks at the door-Chun is at home!

52. The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor!

53. Unplug, don't drip-die hard!

54. The tortoise laid eggs-asshole!

55. Announcer comes on stage-flirting!

56. Meat that can't be sold in dog days-smelly goods

57. triangle cemetery-immoral

58. Newly hatched chicks-hard mouth and soft legs

59. Yan was gouged out-a blind ghost.

60. The stone is in the henhouse, asshole.

6 1. I asked for leave at the meeting-I didn't attend (interest)

62. Sowing soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization

63. Burning yam in the ash pile-all gray (mixed) eggs.

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65. Cow dung bugs move-fuck off

66. Blacksmith's Shop Materials-Beaten Goods

67. No shit swelling (asshole) for three years.

68. Filial piety, faithfulness, courtesy and modesty-shameless

69. The pink flower arrangement for eating food is shameless.

70. Blind people play the piano-nonsense

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Silkworm Baby's Mouth-Export into Poetry (Silk)

Eat walnuts-be sure to smash them!

Garbage in the kitchen-insignificant.

Protect your eyesight-be narrow-minded

Holding the child to push the mill-adding people but not adding energy

Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.

Lay the floor next to the cesspit-it's not far from death.

Take off your pants and fart-reinvent the wheel

Horses give birth to mules-donkeys give birth.

Burning newspapers on graves-fooling ghosts

Rats gnaw at books-words.

Mother of Pi Di-too thick-skinned.

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness

Father kowtows to his son-hang it all!

Grandma's dead son-hopeless

Bring a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself

Talking crazily with a fan.

Twelve taels of silver-for sure.

Whip in the cultivated land-brag

An 80-year-old actor pretends to be a child-rejuvenation

Politeness and honesty-shameless

Death married a woman-a ghost.

The white eel goes to the beach-it's dead.

Hang a pocket in midair-pretend to be crazy

Yang Paifeng came out halfway-what a terrible girl.

The old dragon king moved-badly.

A carpenter's saw-a sharp mouth; Bad mouth.

Wild boar in the mountains-what a terrible mouth.

Rabbits are getting better-worse than tigers.

Drill and steel needle-that's awesome.

Bran damage radish-no spicy gas (metaphor opponents or enemies don't have much power; Or it's not that bad. )

Wooden glasses-I can't see through them.

Puppet in the coffin-die unsatisfied

Puppet fight-involuntarily

Drill holes in wooden cases-methodical.

A wooden head saves lives-it is difficult to protect yourself.

The wooden fish became a bangzi.

Ripe melons-don't pick them.

Thin donkey pulls hard shit-blind bravado

Change the lid of the sieve-there are edges and eyes.

A sieve full of loopholes

Screen stripping-might as well

Water in a sieve-there are many holes.

The boiler burning gas exploded.

The mouse in the biscuit shop-eating

Kiln burning and tile selling are the same goods.

Ten duck heads make a talkative pot.

Three rooms don't open the door-monster

Three bodhisattvas and two incense-not for you.

Three dollars a pig's head-that's a mouth.

Riding a donkey boasted three dollars.

The sparrow flies to the flagpole-the bird is not big and the shelf is not small.

The old fat pig went to the slaughterhouse-stabbed goods.

The mouse got into the crowd-dying.

A mouse married a woman-fighting a small battle.

The old lady's big dowry-crying goods

The boss went into the henhouse-idiot.

Old sow fights-all talk and no fight

The mouse fell into the cesspit-the more noise it made, the worse it got.

Unplug, don't drip-do more.

Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

Draw a head on three pieces of paper-what a big face!

Wang Qi's younger brother-Wang Ba.

The fire destroyed the bamboo forest-a bachelor.

String performance in Arneman Street

Rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky.

Bald man holding an umbrella-lawlessness

The Weaver Girl of Thirty Years —— Old Spitter of Oil

Ten years without washing your face-a smelly mouth

December snake-hit it and move it.

The magnifying glass shines on the worm-the real color appears.

A shriveled soft egg

Heel fart-unlucky; out of luck

Put the salted fish in the pond-I don't know if I am alive or dead.

Ask for instructions if you fart-go looking for trouble

Double-toothed rake hoes the ground-two strikes.

Second aunt pickled pickles-the word (salt) comes first

The deflated suona-see how you blow it

Jiro plays the flute-God plays the flute.

Bitches call prostitutes-tarred with the same brush.

Selling cloth with your eyes closed-nonsense

Knives and horses can't be knives and guns.-Idiot

A lighted candle-you won't live long.

There are skins hanging in the hall-it's outrageous.