Interesting confession routine

1. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Your unwavering loyalty? 2. What do I think is strange about you today? It's weird. 3. Are you not tired? I've been running around in my head all day 4. Why did you hurt me? What have I done to you? I like you so much! 5. Your eyes are not as good as mine! Because I have you in my eyes! 6. Do you know which of the 26 letters I like best? Which one? I like U 7 best. Is there fifty cents in WeChat? Yes, why. Me too. Let's get together. 8. Let me show you a magic trick! Well, I'll like you more when I get better. 9. Can you be careful when you walk next time? What has been pounding my heart? 10. Do you know my last name? My family name is Wang, but I was very happy when I met you. 1 1. What's your blood type? You are my ideal type. Do you have a lighter? No, how do you light my heart? 12.I 14, you have something on your face. My eyes are 15. I am not afraid of anyone, but I think you are terrible. Why? Because I'm afraid of my wife! 16, will you like me? No, then I can teach you! Fun confession routine 2 1, "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set." 2. "Dear, do you know what is the longest road I have traveled?" "What?" "The way to your heart." 3. "Will you cheat after marriage?" "Not if your daughter-in-law is you?" "What if my daughter-in-law is not me?" "I will cheat you" 4. "I like being alone." "Then what?" "Then she said to me," Then what? "5. There are 100 sweet ways. What are they? Eating sugar and cake, I miss you 98 times a day. 6. I want to ask for leave. What leave? Please marry me. 7. Do you love me or not? Give me a one-word answer. No? Didn't you see the problem clearly? A one-word answer! Do it again. "Shall we exchange gifts?" "good!" "Well, from now on, I am yours and you are mine." 9. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" "Fire!" "No, marry you." 10, "Well, I'm lost", "How did you get lost" and "Because my mind is full of you" 1 1, "I think I should buy you a compass" and "Why?" "Because I'm afraid you are too used to looking north" 12, "If you are Tinker Bell, what am I?" "What is it?" "I am dawdling, and the bell is ringing (thinking)." 13, "Let me show you a magic trick" "What?" Become super fond of you 14, It's getting late, I'll give you three choices, What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed or we share the bed" 15, "You are like a relative of my family." "What?" "My dad's son-in-law." 16, "Where is my heart?" "On the left." "No, on your side." 17, "How long have you been single?" "I haven't taken off the bill yet", "Oh, thank you for waiting" 18, "My heart hurts a little", "What's the matter", "Because you are stuck in my heart" 19, "What blood type are you?" "type a!" "No, you are my ideal type!" 20. "I have an appointment." "She must be beautiful!" Hello narcissism 2 1, let's play a game, ok, whoever moves first loses in three seconds, ok, I lose, my heart moves, 22, I want you to know one thing, what it is, and you will know after reading the first four words of the sentence, 23, 23. "Who is it?" "Me, me, me." 24. "Tell you three anti-aging methods" and "What methods?" Love me, love me, love me 25. I think you make me feel cold. Why? Because I have no resistance to you. 26. Do you want to be a doctor with me? "Oh, what?" "I mean, you have to live with me all your life." 27. "Shall we talk about life?" "I don't want to talk about it." "Let's talk about strangers." 28. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village." Do you know what suits you best? What? Me? 30. Have you gained weight recently? "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?" How many fingers do you have in one hand? How many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have? I love you, too? Let's eat noodles. "What noodles?" "In your heart." 33. "How long have you been single?" I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long since birth. 34. We must be together. Why? For world peace 35. I'm afraid of you, why? Oh, because I'm afraid of my wife 36. Do you know what you are in my heart? What is it? My future mother 37. I like you. If you don't like me, just ... give me back those four words! 38. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes." 39. Do you know why I am heavier than you? Because you are fat? Because you are in my heart? 40. By the way, I told you that I had a nightmare last night. What is a nightmare without you? 4 1. Hey, how long have you been single? Sorry to have kept you waiting. "No" "Then how did you light my heart?" Yes, you ignited my heart. 43. I want to eat. What do I eat? I stare at you. 44. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? "Monkeys have tails and I don't?" "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart." Don't close the window when you sleep tonight. What? I want to sneak into your dream. "Go out and turn left and walk 500 meters." "Then what?" "See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau." 47. "I lack necessities" and "What?" "You" 48, "Want to ask you out" and "About?" "Yes, from the bed to the end of the bed." 49. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." "What's the matter now?" I want to form a family with you now. 50. You must like me. You think too much. Why else do you always talk to me?