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Once upon a time, a scholar wrote a New Year message and gave it to a farmer. The farmer couldn't read, so he happily took it back and put it on the lintel. Neighbors came to see that one of them, Zhang San, knew a few words although he didn't read much, because there were no punctuation marks in the sentence. After he broke this sentence, the farmer couldn't help being furious. The congratulatory message was written like this: this year is very unlucky, and there are many lawsuits. Piglets are as big as mice, and they all die clean. Vinegar is good in the wine-making jar, but sour in the jar. The farmer ran angrily to ask the scholar, and the scholar interrupted this sentence again. The farmer turned anger into joy and went home happily. Its sentence-breaking method: good years, less bad luck, no lawsuits. Piglets are as big as their homes, and all the mice are dead. A good wine-making jar makes the vinegar jar sour.