The story of God's reversal

1. I want to play a joke on my boyfriend, pretend that I found a pair of ladies' underwear (actually mine) under his bed, and then question him. At first, he refused to admit it. Unexpectedly, under my pressure, he actually hugged me and began to admit his mistake.

I once quarreled with my husband, and I felt very uncomfortable. When my husband was sleeping, I squatted on his head and farted on him to smell the gas. I didn't expect that I pulled too hard and shit on his face.

Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When I went down the stairs, my left foot stepped on my right foot, and a big font hit the middle of the road ... I thought at that time: No way, it's embarrassing, I pretended to be dizzy. As a result, the classmates next to me saw me motionless, quickly helped me up, and then slapped me on the body. ...

4. A classmate, his computer will automatically turn on every morning (probably because the dormitory suddenly opened when he called in the morning). As a result, his old man took a symbol and posted it on the computer. . .

Dad hates foreign singers. But one day, when I was watching Mike Jackson's mtv, I suddenly found my father standing behind watching it with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Dad, do you like this, too?" Dad shook his head: "Mao Amin is really getting ugly."

6. A brother went to the toilet and ended up in the ladies' room by mistake. When I went in, I found that there was no urinal, and it felt wrong. Fortunately, there is no one in the toilet. He walked out casually. When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Face to face with him, blushed, lowered his head and turned to drill in the men's room. ...

The hunter saw a bird in the sky and missed three shots, but the bird still fell. It turned out that the bird patted its chest and said, "Scared to death, scared to death!"

8. I passed the cemetery one night and thought it was a ghost fire when I saw the fire. Then he threw a brick and the fire moved to another grave. The man still threw a brick, I heard you. "damn it! You can't even shit. You will get two bricks when you smoke. "

9. A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and gave her a hug. The man fell to the ground and cried, "it's the third piece." Who did I piss off? Is it so difficult to take a piece of glass home? "

10. A novice went to collect usury. He took out the IOU and smiled and said, "It's written clearly in black and white. You owe me 1 10,000! Do you want to default? " People really don't have that much money, and he threatened: "Hum! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay back the money tomorrow, your house will become like this. " He took out his lighter and burned the loan. ...