Who has heard the story of priests and nuns?

One day, the preacher who was tired of preaching wanted to have a rest, so he called a nun to play golf (damn, this priest can also entertain himself. At the same time, it seems that this pastor who spreads love and equality has a hierarchical concept in his bones. To play golf, he has to let nuns serve him.

When they came to the golf course, the nun prepared a club for the priest, placed the ball and made a gesture to ask the priest to hit the ball. The priest swung the bat high and swung at the ball. Guess what? Missed it I heard the priest mutter, "Damn it, this is wrong!" "

As soon as the nun heard the priest say rude words inadvertently, she habitually reminded the priest when repositioning the ball: "Father, you just said something you shouldn't have said." Father, I got it. Busy said to the nun: "Sorry, I relaxed when playing golf and forgot that I was a priest." Not next time. "

Father, swing the ball again. Unfortunately, I missed it again this time. Father was even more angry and slammed the stick on the ground, adding. Maybe you have guessed that this is: "Shit, wrong again!" "

The nuns were a little worried when they saw the priest's anger. You see, this is a taboo for clergy. What is even more unexpected is that I have reminded the priest not to swear, and as a result, the priest swears again, which makes the nun very disappointed. This time, the nun stressed: "Father, you are a priest, you should not be impatient. You have made the same mistake again, and God will be disappointed when he hears about it. " The priest quickly picked up the club and said to the nun in shame, "You are right. I made a mistake. I will regret it when I go back. " Next time, definitely not. "

Seeing that the priest was sincere, the nun thought that the priest must have realized his mistake and would correct it himself. So, the dance was arranged for the priest again. The priest waved the stick again and fell down. But missed the ball again. The priest became more impatient and shouted, "damn it, what's the matter?" It's awkward again! " "

When the nun heard this, the priest refused to repent and was very angry. Regardless of his status as a priest, he also shouted, "Father, you have committed an unforgivable crime, and God will punish you!" "

At this time, only heard rolling thunder from the horizon. Hearing this, the priest said to himself, "that's enough. I'm going to be punished." This is what I deserve. " The priest closed his eyes and waited quietly for the moment of thunder.

Sure enough, when the thunder rolling in the distance reached the heads of priests and nuns, they only heard a "click" and hit the priest.

After a long time, the priest opened his eyes and found himself alive. Looking aside, the nun fell to the ground and had no breath. So the priest shouted to the sky, "God, I made an unforgivable mistake. How did you kill that kind-hearted and obedient nun? " Why is this? ! "

At this moment, an old voice came from the horizon: "Shit, I-also-bumped!" " "

Fathers and nuns

A priest and a nun were riding a camel in the desert, but unfortunately they got lost in a sandstorm. The camel soon fell to the ground and died of fatigue. They stood beside the camel's body at a loss, and their will to survive gradually lost ... The nun said, "Brother, has the sky given up on us?" The priest said, "Sister, don't be rude. This is good news, and we will see God soon. The nun said, "Well, brother, to tell you the truth, I have been unable to control my worldly desires in recent years. Before I die, I want to realize a wish I have had for many years ... "The priest said," Sister, what wish? If I can help, I will help you realize it ... The nun said, "Brother, can I talk to you?" "I want to experience the wonderful feeling in the legend ..." The priest said, "Sister, you ... you ... all right! I don't care so much about this catastrophe. Let's get started! " ... the two began to undress ... The nun exclaimed, "Brother, what is that?" The priest said, "Sister, this is the most magical' lifeblood' between heaven and earth. As long as you put this thing in your body, there will be life! The nun said, "Brother, you are so boring. Why didn't you say such a nice thing earlier? Hurry up and save that camel! 」

The priest's joke

After a flood, the church was flooded, and the priest stayed in the church. The water had overflowed his knees. At this time, a citizen rowed a boat to the church and said, "Father, let me help you." The priest said, "No, I believe that God will not let his devout believers suffer." The citizen had no choice but to leave. After a while, the water quickly overflowed the priest's head, and the priest was useless. He said, "Father, I'll let you out." The priest said, "No, I believe that God will not let his devout believers suffer." Finally, the water rose higher and higher, and the priest climbed onto the roof. At this moment, a helicopter came. The rescuer said, "Dad, I'll get you out." The priest said, "No, I believe that God will not let his devout believers suffer." Finally, the priest was drowned by the flood. His ghost found God and asked him why he didn't save the devout believer. God said, "I sent boats, speedboats and even helicopters, but you refused to be saved." Who is to blame? " ! ! "