Come up with a few jokes or interesting things that are really interesting and can make people laugh, and focus on quality rather than quantity.

On Monday, after Xiaoying handed in her homework, she was asked to stand by her teacher at noon. She also recited "I will not dare to make up lies to deceive the teacher" 500 times. Why? Let’s take a look at how she wrote her essay:

Today is Sunday. We got up early and went to Taiping Mountain next to Ocean Park to pick fruits, because grandma and grandpa live in Taiping. Mountain.

After we arrived at the foot of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and started climbing. We reached the top of the mountain in about 1 minute. The air on the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard. Wow... Grandpa's orchard is so big. There are many fruit trees planted, including watermelon trees, strawberry trees, and pineapple trees... Because I was too young to climb up, grandpa climbed up the watermelon tree, picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to my father. , Dad took it with one hand!

There are many fruits growing on the ground in the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc. Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled off the coconut skins with his hands, removed the seeds, and distributed them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than twenty. My cousin also used coconuts to humiliate me, which hurt so much!

After the fruit dinner, we went to play in the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain. We heard from the teacher that the Himalayas are the highest mountains in the world. Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I was so hot. Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in the hot springs. What a cold hot spring. The Himalayas are such a great place.

Later, my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw a McDonald’s near the top of the mountain. Damn cousin, you borrow money from me every time! While we were still buying, we heard our mother calling us to go home from Taipingshan, so we had to leave reluctantly.

My father said that if I get the first place in this exam, he will take me to Tokyo, Beijing, and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing the most, because my cousin lives in Xijing. She said that the textbooks were actually a lie. There is a higher mountain in Xijing than the Himalayas. It takes about 3 minutes to climb. There is a big night market, a children's playground, and a clear stream on it. I must study hard and ask my dad to take me to these places.

Teacher’s comment:

The content is full of contradictions, extremely exaggerated, and incomprehensible. This is something I have never seen in my more than 20 years of teaching. Please pay attention next time.

"I Talk about the Post-90s"

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