The probability of me meeting you is 0.0049

01

I have never believed in the scenes of reunion after a long absence in movies. We need to know that there are billions of people on the earth, and the probability of two people meeting is 0.0049. If you lose him and still want to meet him again many years later, the probability is 0.0049 squared, which is like winning a million-dollar lottery.

So every time I encounter this kind of plot, I will snort and then say to the computer screen, haha, boring.

However, when the instructor led Cheng Chang into the laboratory, there was an invisible hand in the air, slapping me.

Six years have stretched his figure, but his facial features are still the same as when he was a child, even the small black mole on his temple is the same. He obviously recognized me, and his mouth opened slightly in surprise.

He was excited, but I was like a thief, lowering my head and not daring to look at him.

The teacher introduced Cheng Chang as an exchange student from S University, then his cell phone rang and he hurried out the door.

I didn’t expect that he would blatantly come over, shake my shoulders and say, "Chi Jing, have you forgotten, it’s me. We played on the slide together when we were kids, and your pants were torn on the buttocks. , I laughed at you for a long time, but I still tied my coat around your waist and went home with you."

He actually started with a juvenile embarrassment. I suddenly looked up and saw the snickering classmates around me. I was afraid that Cheng Chang would say something indiscriminately again, so I nodded like a fool. Only then did he put down his hands and took a long breath.

Just as the teacher came back, he started to work after saying a few polite words. A torturous day began again. I stood aside with no interest. Occasionally I took the bottles handed by my classmates and washed them. The rest of the time I replayed the American TV series I watched yesterday in my mind and figured out how long it would be before I could eat.

The teacher is not dissatisfied. I abide by my duty, but I am not active. Besides, the two classmates are already very good at it, and now that they have strong talents joining them, they may not care about me even more.

Cheng Chang was doing a color reaction. He bent down and stared at the liquid, fearing that he would miss the slightest color change. After getting the data, I discussed it with the teacher in confusion. I seemed to be able to see a few big shining golden characters on the teacher's face. It's too late to meet.

I am both envious and helpless.

02

It is said among the people that the tears shed in college are caused by the confusion when choosing a major. I took this as a warning and carefully selected each of my favorite majors. But everything was unpredictable. None of the five majors wanted me, so I was transferred to the Department of Chemistry.

Although it is not my cup of tea, I heard that it was quite popular, so I happily came to read it. In fact, my grades were not bad and everything went smoothly, except for doing experiments.

As long as the experiment is slightly more difficult, I have never succeeded. Show other people's results to the teacher, and make up data when doing homework. Everyone took it for granted and gave our group a nickname, "Bi Sheng Ke".

I didn’t care because I thought it wasn’t important. It wasn’t until I heard others say that credits are mainly obtained by doing experiments and publishing papers that I felt like I was facing a formidable enemy.

With a frown on my face, I asked my senior sister for help, and she asked me what my hobbies were. I thought for a while and said, I don't know...

She rolled her eyes, just do it. I don't know what I like, and I don't like what I can do, so what do you think I should do?

I was cured by a bowl of poisonous chicken soup. The next day I vigorously signed up for the experimental project, as if I had been transformed by a conversation. As a result, they were defeated within two days.

Mixing a bunch of liquids around, heating, drying and putting them in the refrigerator is more annoying than cooking, and it's not edible. The most boring thing is that I always have to redo it a dozen times just because of a slight error, and often there is no progress for a week.

Slowly, my interest turned into boredom. My roommate said that I turned into a landlord as soon as I entered the laboratory, and every instrument seemed to owe me hundreds of thousands.

So when Cheng Chang smiled when he saw the standard color in the bottle, I sadly felt that I would never be able to experience this kind of happiness.

Today it was my turn to clean. After rinsing the mop and returning to the laboratory, I discovered that Cheng Chang was sweeping the floor for me.

The ecstasy at the first sight gradually faded away, and he became nervous, just cleaning silently. Until he bumped into me back to back, he turned around with a bright smile and asked me with concern, why didn't he just look at the steps and his face looked so bad, were you feeling uncomfortable?

I lowered my head and said hesitantly, are these very attractive to you? I think it's boring.

He thought for a while before he understood what I was talking about, and actually laughed. Pointing to several liquids of different colors on the table, he said, look carefully, do they look like iced black tea, Pepsi-Cola, or Crystal Grape?

Then he asked me in a coquettish manner, which one do you like to drink?

I glared at him, my nerves would be poisoned to death.

Cheng Chang understood and said, "Oh, I don't like it. It doesn't matter. There is a Haidilao in front of the school. I'll treat you later."

You see, he likes to make strange metaphors and speaks with eloquence, just like when he was a child. From time to time, he has fantastic ideas, but most of them end up in trouble. Can't tell if he's smart or naughty.

03

When I was in primary school, my parents took me back to the county town from the countryside and lived in an old-fashioned teachers’ apartment in the suburbs. I thought I could enjoy maternal love, but instead my life was filled with their noise.

The movements grew from small to large, the frequency only increased, and the content was nothing more than vixens making money. Gradually, many people appeared at the door, and they gathered around to watch the excitement. I was the only one hiding in the corner like an alien.

The first time I saw Cheng Chang, he grabbed the door frame and poked his head in to look. After looking around for a week, he settled on me. He walked in, generously pulled me out, and said he wanted to take me to play.

I was stunned when I saw the pastoral scenery. It turned out that there was lush grass in the city than in the countryside. He caught insects and picked fruits for me, and let me touch the snail's tentacles. They were crystal clear and cold, and the snail retracted its body in an instant.

Cheng Chang suddenly wanted to give birth to snails, but he couldn't tell the male and female, so he raised a dozen of them in a plastic bottle, saying that there would always be a boy and a girl, and they were also stuffed with vegetable leaves. . He said that if you don't watch it every day, the snails will be shy and unwilling to mate. When I opened the bottle a week later, I found that there wasn't much of it and all of them died from lack of oxygen.

He was also very sympathetic and said that the sunlight was not good in the leaves, so he wanted to help the wasp move to get some sunshine. When the wasps came out in force, we screamed and ran. He took off his coat and put it on my head, so he got a few bites on his arm.

Also, Cheng Chang’s house is upstairs from mine, and he threw down the paper cup phone tied with cotton thread. I put it to my ear, but I heard him yelling at the top of his lungs, and I was not to be outdone by the roar of the Hedong lion. In the end, the two of them giggled dumbly.

It seems like I can never finish it.

Thinking about it now, it is nothing more than flowers and plants and childish games. What is there to miss for a lifetime?

At that time, I fell asleep sweetly every night, looking forward to what interesting things Cheng Chang would do the next day. That simple place is full of fun, but in a big city with all the entertainment facilities, it is difficult to find real happiness, leaving only confusion and mechanical repetition.

I am confused about how I should stand in the future with no merits, and I repeatedly complain about this boring life and the confusion of yesterday. There will never be another boy to take me to that paradise with lush grass.

04

When we arrived at the hot pot restaurant, Cheng Chang and I found a seat and ordered. I went to the buffet and got a bowl of sesame sauce, the same dipping sauce that has remained unchanged for ten years.

Cheng Chang looked disgusted and ran back and forth three times before placing six bowls of sauce in a row in front of me.

Minced garlic with oil, beef sauce with sesame, fermented bean curd with sand tea sauce...

I have always disdained these fancy ingredients, but I didn’t expect it to be so delicious, and my taste buds were greatly satisfied. The more you eat, the more addictive you become. The last bowl seemed to be ordinary vinegar. I hesitated, dipped a piece of mutton and put it in my mouth.

Xian is dead.

Like a smelly salted fish drowned in a sea of ??vinegar, a strange smell filled the nose. I was about to cry, but Cheng Chang on the opposite side was laughing happily.

Seeing me swallowing it, he hurriedly handed me boiled water, "You, why don't you spit it out.

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I stabbed him feebly. You are still the same as when you were a child, heartless and tired.

The topic that I have been avoiding all afternoon was just ignored by me. Provoke. You had the nerve to mention your childhood and left without saying a word.

After mentioning divorce countless times, a certain As dusk approached in the afternoon, my dad smashed the cup and said, “Let’s leave now!” The move was faster than getting the certificate. The next day, my mom packed up and took me to another city.

Cheng Chang’s family was traveling in Hainan, and when I thought I would never come back, I felt there was no need to say goodbye.

I was still young and didn’t know there was such a thing as love in the world, so I just thought he was there. He is a very funny boy, and I will definitely meet many funny boys in the future.

I really regard myself as a lucky ambassador.

I stirred it with chopsticks. The thick vinegar in the bowl whispered, Actually, two months after I moved out, I called your house secretly, but no one answered. I think it was God's will.

He frowned and retorted, "What? God's will is for us to meet again!"

05

After saying this extremely ambiguous sentence, he blushed and buried his head in the bowl. , we never said a word again.

Walking on the road, he said he was a little thirsty and wanted to buy a drink. I waited for him and touched my chest, my heart was beating so hard. > He is still the funny young man, what about you, Chi Jing?

Cheng Chang came out from behind, saw my strange movements and said with a smile, "How are you, do you feel like a man?" p>

I stretched out my hand and hit him, shouting at the same time, "The cup is too big!"

Haha, I finally don't look old-fashioned anymore.

I blinked. Stopped.

Cheng Chang handed over the drink, and I subconsciously glanced at the bottle cap.

He saw through my thoughts, took the cap back, and took it out of his pocket. With the pen I carried with me, I wrote three crumpled words on the cover with a faint light, first prize.

I laughed, what is the prize? It can’t be northwest wind, right? /p>

He smiled shamelessly and said, the prize is a very handsome boyfriend, me.

I looked at him blankly, the soft orange light was like the warm afternoon sun. It felt like we were back when we first met when we were young. He held my hand and walked out of the building. The sunshine that day was like this.

06

Cheng Chang tried to lead me to find chemistry. I also cooperated with him very much, but I didn't expect him to sing, "There are a group of Smurfs called molecules in the liquid. They are lively and smart, they are naughty and sensitive, and they work together to use their brains to defeat acids and alkalis..."

They should not be called molecules, they should be called Cheng Chang.

Regardless of my charcoal face, he excitedly used the reagents to make a cocktail, saying that he would mix it into a love apartment. The deep blue of the sea. People use vodka and mint powder on TV, but he uses iodine that turns blue when it meets starch.

Not only that, even if you have breakfast, you have to arrange the fried dough sticks into benzene rings to show off to me!

As for me, I am enjoying "seeing what new tricks he can play" every day, and finally started to walk independently in the laboratory.

My roommate said that every time I go to the laboratory, I feel like a monkey returning to Huaguo Mountain.

The place I once regarded as a scourge has become my second paradise.

It turns out that memories never have their own halo. It is only because of their light that they illuminate the otherwise dull past. Yes, the flowers, grass, grass and childish games are not worth mentioning. The important thing is that he was around at that time.

It’s not because I’m happy with you, but because I’m happy with you.

Cheng Chang said, after I left, I never took other girls there to play. Even if I dated a girl when I grew up, they broke up because they were unhappy.

The miracle of 0.0049 square meters is because of love.

07

Zhang Xiaoxian said that happiness is repetition, talking on the phone and traveling with the people you like every day. Repeat a promise and a dream, listen to him mention childhood memories for the twenty-eighth time, celebrate his birthday with him on the same day every year, and spend Valentine's Day, Christmas, and New Year's Eve with him every year. Even the quarrels were repetitive.

You bring your own magic wand to light up these seemingly boring trivial matters. I would even think about what it would be like when we quarrel. Is it you who makes me unable to resist with your witty words, or is it me who defeats you one by one and makes you unable to use your skills?

Although the future is long and tortuous, flowers are blooming along the coast. You treat pebbles as gems and monsters as dolls. Because of your fun, I am no longer so lonely and confused.