What are some jokes about love?

Funny joke about love 1, the train entered the tunnel, it was dark, only a kiss was heard, and then a slap in the face.

When the train got out of the tunnel, four strangers didn't say a word. Only one person's eyes were blue.

The old lady thought, "This little girl has a beautiful heart."

The girl thought, "Strange, man A would rather kiss the old lady than me."

Man A thought, "Man B is so cunning. He stole the girl's mouth and I was beaten! " "

Male B thought, "I kissed the back of my hand and slapped A again, and no one noticed."

Two frogs fell in love, got married and gave birth to a clam.

The male frog was furious and said, * *, what's the matter?

Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you. ...

Introverted Xiao Zhang saw a beautiful woman in a bar.

After a long hesitation, he finally got up the courage, approached her and asked in a low voice, "Can I talk to you?"

Suddenly the woman shouted, "no, I won't sleep with you!" " "

The whole bar was staring at them. Embarrassed, Xiao Zhang blushed and didn't say anything, so he returned to his seat with great grievance.

After a while, the woman walked up to Xiao Zhang and whispered, "I'm sorry, I'm studying psychology." I just want to test people's reactions in embarrassing situations. "

At this moment, Xiao Zhang shouted, "Do you want 200 yuan? Too expensive! "

Shortly after Xiao Li got married, he opened a cosmetics store, and the business was excellent! My friend was surprised and went to explore. I saw a 40-year-old female customer ask Xiao Li, "How does this cosmetic work?" Xiao Li: "Oh, I'm not familiar with this model. Please wait a moment and let my mother introduce you. " Said and pulled his wife over. The customer looked directly at his wife for ten minutes and took out his wallet without asking anything.

I always had a crush on her when I was studying, but I didn't have the courage to confess and touch her. She got married after graduation, and my husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was breast-feeding, and I made a good excuse. I walked up to her, put my hand on her MIMI, and then told her doll to call uncle, don't shout, don't eat!