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1 Who is the king of beasts? ● What kind of people will appear after the death of two zoo directors? ● What hats can't people wear in movie 3? ● Nut 4 What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note 5 what is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right Ear 6 What water can never be used up? ● Tears 7 What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet 8. The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short 9 Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is a penguin 10 What English letter is the most popular and listened to by the most people? ●CD 1 1 What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die. 12 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. ● Temper 13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? ● Plastic Flower 14 Why does Chang 'e like to live on the moon? ● Chang moths love rabbit meat 15 Where is the narrowest road? ● The road to go is very narrow. What's the name of farting before death? Someone knocks at the door, and you never say come in? ● In the toilet 18 What is the smallest island in the world? ● Safety Island on the road 19 Earth * * *, where is the safest place? ● Hell 20 A group of henpecked men * * * get together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly I heard that their wife was coming, and everyone was running away, except one. Why? ● Scared me to death. 2 1 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● It's Ping Zi 22. What words are used all over the world? ● Arabic numeral 23 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? ● Because it is a mother-child relationship, 24 two pairs of fathers and sons go to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? ● Grandpa, Dad and Son Why can't 25 hammers hammer eggs? Of course, the hammer won't break. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? ● Fainted, but the 27th world champion was easily knocked down by what? ● Sleeping 28 A lady divorced several times and played four-character idioms? ● Former husband (work) exhausted (abandoned) 29 What do stutterers do the most? ● Make a long-distance call 30 When Columbus set foot on the New World, what did he do next? ● Step on the other foot. 3 1 Is "kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? Combined 32 heart replacement surgery failed. The doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say? In fact, you don't understand my heart. 33 men are drinking together. Why do they fight? ● Don't eat toasts and punish wine. 34 Divide 8 in half. What is this? When does the sun rise in the west? ● When swearing, there was a newborn baby at the age of 36, born on the same day of the same year as him, with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Maybe, they are triplets. When they wake up in the morning, what is the first thing everyone should do? ● Open your eyes 38. A new hospital has been opened in the city with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? This is a veterinary hospital in the winter of' 39. How to turn ice into water immediately without heating? ● Remove two points from the ice. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? ● Blind cat meets dead mouse 4 1 Why does peacock fly to southeast instead of northwest? ● Due to the high wall in the northwest, a truck driver collided with a motorcycle rider. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? ● At that time, the truck driver did not drive. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. Daming is the eldest son, Erming is the second, and what are the names of the third? Of course, Xiaoming 44 has a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why do you think it is? ● Two and a half hours add up to one hour. There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? Relax, it's a submarine. What's the secret? You don't know me? ● There are two people with broken soles, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk around or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? Of course, they are standing face to face. %D%A supplement: %D? China and his wife, who live in Italy, went to the market one day to buy chicken breast. Because she didn't know Italian, she just barked like a chicken and pointed at her chest. If she wants to buy chicken horns, she points to her own feet, and the boss gets it. Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why? Answer: Because my husband knows Italian, Xiao Zhang accidentally hit a telephone pole while driving and had an accident. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? Answer: Xiao Zhang is a hearse driver. While eating an apple, he took a bite and found a bug, which was terrible. Seeing two bugs makes me feel terrible, and seeing a few bugs makes me feel the most terrible. Answer: Half means half in your stomach. Why did a fierce and hungry cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer: chasing mice in the zoo 5. What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant? Answer: Elephant 6 Why does the egret warbler always retract one foot when sleeping? Answer: Contraction of your feet will make you fall. Xiao Li, who came home from work early, entered the bedroom and saw Xiao Liu and his wife sleeping in bed next door, but Xiao Li was not angry. Why? Answer: because Xiao Liu is a female No.8 bus, a lady in a long skirt invested 4 yuan and the driver let her get on; The second young lady wearing a miniskirt invested 2 yuan, and the driver let her get on the bus. The third wife didn't pay the money, but the driver let her get on the bus. Why? Answer: He has a monthly pass. A Qiang and A Yan died naked in a secret room, leaving only a pool of water and some broken glass at the scene. Please guess their cause of death? Answer: A Qiang and A Yan are goldfish 10. There is a ship that can only hold 50 people. There were 49 people on board. After a pregnant woman got on board, the ship sank into the sea. Why? Answer: This is submarine 1 1. Mr. Huang, who was lovelorn, took to the streets on a dark night. He stood between two headlights and the car roared by, but he was unscathed. Why? A: There are two motorcycles on the road, not cars. A fire broke out in a building in 12. After Mr. Chen fled to the top floor, he tried to jump from the roof next door with a distance of only 1 m, but he fell to his death. Why? Answer: 13 What should I do if I lose my ID card because of the height difference? Answer: Pick it up 14 Xiaoming bought a 75-yuan item with a hundred dollars, but the boss only gave him five dollars. Why? Answer: Because he only gave it to his boss, 80 yuan, 15. I went to see a movie in Mong Kok this afternoon. When I got to Mong Kok, I couldn't see anyone. Why? Answer: The corner is blocked. What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? Answer: Conductor 17 and heaven remains our neighbourhood. The last man on earth was sitting at his desk writing a suicide note when he heard a knock at the door. Is it a ghost, an alien or an animal? None of them is to be adopted. It's not the sound made by inanimate things such as wind or stones, so who is knocking at the door? Answer: Female 18 A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. As a result, the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why is this? Answer: The truck driver was walking on 19, and it was windy one night. At this time, there are always 12 lighted candles on a table. First three were blown out by the wind, and then two were blown out by the wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table? Answer: 5, others burned out 20. Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to a tree on the side of the road with a 5-meter-long rope and put the bone 8 meters away from the dog. But after a while, he found that the bone had been taken away by the dog. Do you know why? Answer: Because the dog is at this end of the tree and the bone is at the other end. They met eight meters. %D%A