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Korean history books: The universe was made in Korea.
The records in Korean textbooks can be said to be absurd. In order to make their history look more profound, an unknown Zhou Dynasty emperor was written as his founding monarch. In fact, before the Qin Dynasty unified the six countries, a general of Yan State defeated by Qin State fled to Liaodong, easily defeated the Korean tribes at that time, and established the first regime of North Korea-Wei's North Korea.
According to Korean textbooks, they have invaded the whole world. In the "great" era of Tangen, the territory included parts of China, Russian and Japanese. However, being called a "barbarian" in China is really putting the cart before the horse.
The above picture shows the map of the three countries on the Korean peninsula during the period of tripartite confrontation. Faced with such a scene, I unwittingly thought that China was once a Korean colony. In fact, South Korea's Three Kingdoms period and China's prosperous Tang Dynasty were parallel, and the scope of the Three Kingdoms struggle was limited to the Korean Peninsula and Liaodong Peninsula, but we have to say that the relative positions of these three countries are really correct, with Koguryo in the north and Baekje and Silla in the south.
It can be said that Koguryo is the strongest and largest dynasty in Korean history, but Koguryo and the Tang Dynasty are not rivals at all. With the intervention of China, North Korea became a part of China. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, China has always been a vassal country, that is, the King of Korea, who was canonized by China. And poor and weak, it was invaded by Japan several times. It was China who sent magic soldiers to help North Korea restore the country. Later, it was invaded by Japan and the history of truly establishing an independent country was not long.
In fact, South Korea's current behavior is an extremely unconfident behavior. Because of its thousands of years of "aggression" history, Koreans are very insecure and even too sensitive. Coupled with the economic rise, South Korea wants to have its own history and culture more and more.
In fact, we should treat the obscene content in Korean history textbooks as a joke. One day, Koreans will calm down and think about such a question: Is the universe made in Korea?
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