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Ask two girls for monologues! Not too hard! ! ! Don't say that the art test is flooded! About 5 minutes! Urgent! ! !

The soliloquy of the dog in nirvana

There was a storm, and Dian Mu played for a while. When the wind blows, loess will be covered with gold, which will be a good year. There are two things that cannot be crossed, one is the land and the other is the daughter-in-law. I only wore it once and never came back. Don't come back. I'll find it. Not looking for a wife, but looking for land. With land, nothing is possible; No land, no some. Where can I find it? Not the horizon, not the edge of the earth, I tell you-(mysteriously) on the Feng Shui slope, there is an acorn tree on the slope, there is a cold water spring under the tree, and there is a kiln by the spring, so you can live alone. There is land there, so you can keep as much as you want. It's cool there and there are no flies. Will you go? No Li Wanjiang, the village chief, criticized me alone, saying that it is evil or not to treat differently. I think we have this ability and strength. Yes, with this water tank and this pick, you will be a man when you go to the horizon, and you will take root when you have soil.