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One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming

Devil: Just scream for broken throat. No one will come to save you

Princess: Broken throat , Broken throat

No one: Princess, I’m here to save you

Demon King: Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there

Cao Cao: Demon King, why did you call me

Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost

Ghost: *! Found.

*: Ghost, you can see me.

Devil: Oh, My God

God: Who calls me

Who: No one calls you

No one: Where can I be? Garlic: Who is pretending to be me?

Who: Me again? Are you looking for trouble?

Trouble: Which one is looking for me?

Which one: Looking for you? I don't... Hey, there are so many people here

Many people: I just arrived...Who are you

Which one: I am not who

Who: He is not me

Princess: Are you all here to save me?

Everyone: I am not here to save you, I am here to watch the fun

Lively: What do I have to see?

God: It’s none of my business, let’s go first

Devil: You answer a question before you leave. Why are there so many people? Save the princess? How can I continue to act as the devil

Go on: If you don’t want to be the devil, why should you play me?

Princess: If no one plays the devil, I will You can leave

No one: If I played the devil, how could I let you go?

How could it be: I won’t let the princess go, I want to watch the fun

Lively: Look what I do

What: You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue

You actually said: Where do I have it?

Me: It’s none of my business

Devil King: *! I’m going crazy...

*: Why are you calling me!...

Crazy: What do you want me to do?

You want me: I don’t know anything!

I don’t know anything: I don’t know!

I don’t know: I am here !Is someone calling me?

Someone: I didn’t call you!

I didn’t: Who called him?

Who: It’s unfair. ..I didn’t...

I didn’t: I didn’t accuse you wrongly...

You: I don’t even dare.

Forgive you: Who said I dare not!?

Who: Please...I didn’t say anything

I didn’t say anything: you What do you want me to say?

I have nothing: you... aren't you my long-lost brother?

My long-lost brother: torture... Even if I have such a long name... I will be called too

Ah...

Who:...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible

Yes and No: So this is my territory...

I don't care about anything; No: Don't make any noise, we are talking...

Don't make any noise to us : I'm not talking...

I'm not: I'm not talking!...

I'm nothing: -_-\\\"... Let's go... let's go outside and talk...

Go: I'm sorry... (twisting)

I don't have anything: it's none of your business... .Flash...(The two brothers walked out angrily)

None of your business: Ugh...Why did you drive me away...

Why: I didn’t want to drive you away. You're leaving...be good...don't cry

I didn't: Oh...it's none of my business again

It's none of my business: What? Did someone call me? ?

Someone: Who wants to call you...

Someone: I really want to leave...T.T

Leave: I really don’t want to Sorry...*V.V*(\\\"Who\\\" collapsed)

None of your business: Aren’t you my cousin?

None of my business Thing: Cousin... Long time no see...

Long time: I'm not here...

Devil: Are you done?

Endless: He doesn’t have me

You: I don’t have him

I: Who said that?

Who: What do you want me to do?

You actually want to fuck me?

You: I can’t fuck him

I: Who said I can’t?

Who: It's unfair! I didn't say...

Said: Why did you ask me?

You two are so shameless!

You two: I want it! ! I want it!

Face: Who wants me?

Who: I don’t want it

Demon King: Hurry up, I’m going to chase you away

People: Kick me out?

K: Who is looking for me?

Who: aaaaaaa! Don’t mention my name, I will kill him again!

Him: Don’t kill me

Me: Who wants to kill me?

Who: Let me finally catch one and kill him...

A: Don’t arrest me

Me: I’ve had enough, if anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!

Who: Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!

Me: Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!

The Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon: What do I have to see?

Nine Yin White Bone Claw: What’s so good about me?

What’s cool: Brother, I finally found you!

Something interesting: Brother, let’s go out and chat.

Devil: Oh my God! This is a marriage recognition meeting...

From then on, the devil really suffered from schizophrenia...