Ask for a cross talk about friendship, not Ode to Friendship, online, etc! ! !

I want to make friends with cross talk. Performers: Yunlu Ma and Liu Jiyi: I will give you a cross talk ... A: You speak cross talk well. B: No, I'm still young. A: Young and good. Young people are studious, active in thinking and dare to explore. Let's make friends. B: Make friends with me? A: (singing) "Please let me help you, just like helping myself; Please let me care about you as much as we care about ourselves, and you and I will become more friendly. " B: That's very enthusiastic. A: (singing) Let me help you buy coal. B: (singing) ... My family cooks and cooks gas. A: (singing) Let me help you with the furniture. B: (singing) I have a ready-made one at home. A: (singing) Then I'll build you a room. B: (singing) My family has a surplus of housing. A: (singing) Then I'll help you find someone. B: Hey ... A: How's it going? B: (singing) I'm afraid my daughter-in-law won't agree. A: Huh? Are you married? B: The children are all in the nursery. A: Well, I've been working for nothing. B: It doesn't matter. I'm so enthusiastic about you. We're friends. A: Good! From now on, we will share weal and woe; If you have difficulties, I will solve them, and if I have difficulties, you can help me. If you have money, we can spend it, and I want money in the bank; You have something to eat. Let's ... B: Wait a minute! Does it make sense? Spend mine, save yours? A: I'll get it when you use it. B: Let's go our separate ways. A: Don't worry, I always make friends with sincerity, otherwise, how can I do a good job in leadership? B: Are you still the leader? A: I am a political cadre in my unit, focusing on youth work. B: Youth's work is not easy to do. A: Well, I didn't realize this in the past. Young people all called me a "bear". B: What do you mean by short position? A: They called me a "bear" because I used to engage in short politics, talk short stories, shout short slogans and brush short slogans. B: This is the irony of everyone. A: But at that time, I always thought: Is it wrong to shout slogans and brush slogans? B: Propaganda is true, but you have to combine it closely with reality. A: I did. B: How did you get together? A: I have a meeting. There will be a "production mobilization meeting" every three days and a "swearing-in meeting" every five days. B: How many meetings will it take? A: Not much. Seven times a week at most. B: Is there a meeting every day? A: It's all about doing something big! B: What are you talking about with so many meetings? A: Of course there is! First of all, I put forward a monthly battle slogan according to the characteristics of young people. B: How did you mention it? A: "Young comrades, the spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the earth, and everyone is working hard for the four modernizations. Our battle slogan in January is: open the door to spread good news in January. " B: February? A: "February and March were full of vigor and won a good start in the first season. April is full of gas, welcoming May 1st. June is tight, and July 1 ST is a gift. In August, the high temperature caused the output to increase day by day. In September, the task is heavy, and the output is over to welcome the National Day. November 〓〓〓〓, laying the foundation for the annual overcapacity. The most important thing in December is to work hard and then work hard. My waist is broken, my eyes are rotten, and my head is cracked and tied with hemp rope. " B: Huh? What are you doing? A: It's called "minor injuries can't stay in the line of fire". B: Is it a minor injury to have a cracked head? A: Don't call it Zhener, it's to cheer everyone up! B: Slogans that go too far are false. Besides, you can't just shout slogans. You have to be good at finding problems and solving them. A: How do you know I haven't solved it? I found that some young people have poor labor discipline, so I immediately held a meeting to criticize this problem. B: That should be criticized. A: "Young comrades, today I'm going to talk about labor discipline. As we all know, China implements the policy of opening to the outside world. At present, urban pollution is improving. Recently, the price of vegetable market is stable. We must protect the legitimate rights and interests of women and children. " B: Where do you talk so much nonsense? A: I'm trying to make everyone understand the situation. B: The situation should also be targeted. A: "In such a good situation, some young people go to the toilet." B: No situation can prevent you from going to the toilet! A: Go to the toilet and read a novel! And it takes more than half an hour at a glance. Who do you think this is worthy of? Please think again, in that dark old society ... "B: Ah, this matter is also bitter? A: "We, the working class, are poor and middle peasants. We have nothing to eat and nothing to wear. Please don't whisper to each other. They are dying, that's bitter ... Stop knitting. It's more bitter than Huanglian! How can they have time to squat in the toilet and read novels? Even if they have time, where can they find such a good toilet? !” B: heh! What a word. A: "Comrades, when it comes to toilets, I want to talk for twenty more days. Some of our young people are very careless about keeping the toilet clean. " B: I changed my focus to hygiene. A: "Our next step is to fight a people's war in which toilet paper is thrown into the basket!" " B: Is this called war? A: "At the same time, we must set off a new climax of spitting into the jar! And resolutely carry out the movement of washing hands before and after meals! " B: Well, everything becomes exercise. A: "Exercise, you can't just be lucky. We should really take action. League members actively spit into the bowl, cadres take the lead in putting toilet paper into the basket, and young people wash their hands after defecation. And those stubborn comrades,