Dating joke

After laughing for ten years, sometimes telling serious jokes is not funny, but a cold joke can make you laugh for a long time. Have you ever had such an experience? Now, let's have a good laugh!

Dating joke 1 1. A boy is about to start his first date in his life. He was nervous and didn't know what to say. So he asked his father for advice, and the answer was: "My son, there are three topics applicable to such occasions: food, family and philosophy."

The boy went to an appointment. They came to a water bar and everyone drank a glass of ice cream. Neither of them spoke, and the boy became more and more nervous. Finally, he remembered his father's advice.

He asked the girl, "Do you like potato pancakes?"

She replied, "No!" There was a silence.

A few minutes later, the boy tried the second topic: "Do you have any brothers?"

The girl replied, "No." There was another silence.

The boy decided to play the last card. He thought about it and asked the girl the following question: "If you have a brother, do you think he would like to eat potato pancakes?"

2. "Hey, York, was this date a success?"

"It can be said that the success is half done."

"What do you mean?"

"I went this time, but she didn't."

"ah!"

Shy. The young man dated the girl for the first time and couldn't find the topic. Finally, he began to talk to the girl:

"How is your mother's life?"

"Thank you! She's fine. "

"Where's Dad?"

"Not bad."

"What about the brothers and sisters?"

"Thank you! They are all doing well. "

The young man is speechless again. At this time, the girl reminded him: "I still have grandparents!" " Why don't you ask? "

4. Man: Hey, do you want to fall in love?

Woman: No.

Man: You are out of your mind. The book says: love is incompetent.

Woman: What's wrong with you!

Man: It's true! I want to sacrifice myself to save you for my friends.

Woman: Yes!

M: I want to. Let's make do with it!

Dating joke 2 (1) Whatever.

Man: What shall we eat tonight?

Woman: Whatever.

Man: Let's eat hot pot.

Woman: No, you have to get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot.

M: Then let's eat Sichuan food.

W: I just ate Sichuan food yesterday, and I ate it again today. ............

Man: Shall we go and eat seafood?

Woman: The seafood is not good, so I have loose bowels.

Man: What did you say to eat?

Woman: Whatever.

Anything will do.

Man: So what are we doing now?

W: Anything will do.

M: How about watching a movie? I haven't seen a movie for a long time.

W: What's so good about movies? Stall for time

M: How about bowling and sports?

W: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired?

Man: Then find a coffee shop and drink some water.

Woman: Drinking coffee affects sleep.

Man: What did you say?

W: Anything will do.

(3) Goodbye

Man: Then let's go home.

Woman: Look at you.

Man: By bus! I will see you off.

W: The bus is dirty and crowded, so forget it.

M: Then take a taxi.

W: It's not cost-effective to walk such a short distance.

Man: Let's go. Let's go for a walk.

W: Why take a walk on an empty stomach?

Man: So what do you want?

Woman: Look at you.

Man: Let's eat first.

Woman: Whatever.

Man: What to eat?

W: Anything will do.

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