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Mid-Autumn Festival is very interesting. Say a few funny sentences about Daquan Mid-Autumn Festival.

1. According to my judgment on Mid-Autumn homework, I can't face the National Day.

On this full moon night, I send my best wishes. May your dreams be round, your feelings be round, and your people be more round.

3. Three days Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, in exchange for three pounds of homework.

Mid-Autumn Festival, are you alone again? Ha ha ha jealous of me! Six me! After Weibo's hair was finished, he chewed silently with Wuren.

I received many happy Mid-Autumn Festival, except yours.

6. The moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is round, but my moon is half missing. When will you be happy when you miss you thousands of miles away?

According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day.

My mother asked me why I hadn't been to the Mid-Autumn Festival. Seriously, if I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

9. The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed and the National Day has come. The national day is gone, and the monthly exam is coming. The monthly exam is gone, and the results are coming. The grades are gone, and the parents are here.

10. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you, too. Thank you for sending it in groups. But what's wrong with asking me for a red envelope? Didn't you order a forced number in your heart?

1 1. I want to say a word to you in the name of Mid-Autumn Festival, even if it is just a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

12. The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed and the National Day has come. The national day is gone, and the monthly exam is coming. The monthly exam is gone, and the results are coming. The grades are gone, and the parents are here.

13. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I silently watched other people's children play, bowed their heads and silently wiped their tears to do their homework.

14. You are like the full moon in Mid-Autumn Festival, which makes people easily daydream.

15. The moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is beautiful, round and ridiculously bright, just like when you were very young.

16. Others enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival. I like reading my homework in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

17. Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, send a moon cake, ingredients: 5 grams of happy dates, a handful of love rice, San Qian Friendship Water, tied with humor, and conveyed by mobile phone; Shelf life: before August 15th of the lunar calendar; Save mode: Please press the Save button.

19. I don't want to enjoy the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival. I want to fuck you.

20. The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed and the National Day has come. The national day is gone, and the monthly exam is coming. The monthly exam is gone, and the results are coming. The grades are gone, and the parents are here.

2 1. Three days Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, in exchange for three pounds of homework.

22. My mother asked me why I didn't go to the Mid-Autumn Festival. Seriously, if I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

23. What is the last day of Mid-Autumn Festival for? You don't have to ask This is homework.

24. Don't wish me a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, just give me moon cakes.

25. Last year, I spent the Mid-Autumn Festival alone and didn't fall asleep. I went home this Mid-Autumn Festival and slept soundly.

26. So there was a ray of light at the foot of my bed leader. I suspected that it was a guy with teeth on the ground. The guy with a cake was lifting himself to see it. I found it was moonlight and bowed my head and thought about the old man in the country. Look at this. Tell me about that idiot!

27. Mid-Autumn Festival is the carnival of the moon and the loneliness of a group of moon cakes.

28. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because Laozi is a five-kernel moon cake.

With the coming of Mid-Autumn Festival, men should learn from the Thai people. When a woman sees something she likes, she should not hesitate to put her hands together and bow: swipe my card.

30. In fact, what I want to be moved is very simple, that is, you will give me a blessing, even a word, on the Mid-Autumn Festival.