Meng Zhou Jiuliang: Can you understand what it says?

Meng: It's okay to make strings at home. Teacher Sun is just having fun. Zhou Jiuliang: Really? Meng: Pure-bred people pull strings without pulling them. Zhou Jiuliang: Dogs. Meng: Strings are very good. This and that bracelet. Zhou Jiuliang: You made it clear. Meng: Is that what you are wearing around your neck called a dish? People have patina and roll strings at home every day, which makes sparks fly. Zhou Jiuliang: Wait a minute. What kind of string is this? What about this flint? This is ... Meng: He got it. Zhou Jiuliang: That's called a plate. Meng: Is this patina right? Zhou Jiuliang: Right. Meng: This patina, regardless of this or that walnut. Zhou Jiuliang: Right. Meng: Walnut people can pay attention to it. What happened? We call it a boring tip, right? Zhou Jiuliang: Right. Meng: Guan Mao, and he told me to play with the lion's head. You can't bite your hands when playing with lion's head. Oh, my God. Zhou Jiuliang: Wait a minute, how to play with the lion's head. Meng: I'm going to the zoo to play with the lion's head. Zhou Jiuliang: Right. Meng: Because you can't fight. Find two obedient lions to sit there. Do not move. Today, the more you listen, the smarter you are. Zhou Jiuliang: Is the lion's hair bursting? Meng: This is a lion's head. Zhou Jiuliang: Not that, Lion Head. Meng: Oh, yes, yes, the big one. Zhou Jiuliang: Right. Meng: It's so big. If you put it in your hand, it will collapse into minced meat. Zhou Jiuliang: Wait a minute. You said this variety was called Sixi. Meng: Rub it. Teacher Sun loves to rub. Zhou Jiuliang: If it's not meatballs, hmm. Meng: Rub this. You have to wrap it. What if it doesn't light up? Drink some juice and pour it on it. Zhou Jiuliang: Yes, otherwise it's not salty. Meng: Put some chopped green onion, put some chopped leek and rub it there. What should I do if I am hungry? Zhou Jiuliang: Have you eaten? Meng: Practice swallowing iron balls. Zhou Jiuliang: Why is it so disgusting? Swallow it. Hey, okay, this rectum. Extended reading crosstalk 1, crosstalk, a folk rap art, takes the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing, highlighting its characteristics. The famous crosstalk performers are Ma, Hou, Ma Ji, Hou and Su. China crosstalk has three cradles: Beijing Tianqiao, Tianjin Quanyechang and Nanjing Confucius Temple. Crosstalk originated in North China, popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, and spread all over the country and at home and abroad. It began in the Ming and Qing Dynasties and flourished in the contemporary era. Mainly oral performances. There are stand-up crosstalk, mouth-to-mouth crosstalk, group crosstalk, etc., which are rooted in the people and originated from life and are loved by the masses. 2. The development of historical cross talk, the ancient image sound, originally refers to imitating others, also known as cross talk next door. The folk rap art in North China further evolved and developed, which was formed by imitating folk art forms such as ventriloquism. It is generally believed that it was formed during Xianfeng and Tongzhi years in Qing Dynasty. A folk art form that makes the audience laugh by telling jokes or interesting questions and answers. In the early years of the Republic of China, the image pronunciation gradually developed from a person imitating ventriloquism to stand-up crosstalk, and its name was changed to crosstalk. Later, it gradually developed into stand-up crosstalk, counterpart crosstalk and group crosstalk, and became a veritable crosstalk. After years of development, cross talk has finally become the most popular form of cross talk for the audience. In the late Qing Dynasty, crosstalk formed its own modern characteristics and style. Mainly in Beijing dialect, there are also "dialect crosstalk" in various places. In the process of the formation of cross talk, the advantages of art such as ventriloquism and storytelling were widely absorbed, and the truth, goodness and beauty were expressed by satirical jokes, which made people laugh. Take "speaking, learning, teasing and singing" as the main artistic means. Refer to the crosstalk lines of Meng and Zhou Jiuliang. Chinese dialogue network [reference time 20 18- 1-23]