Humorous remarks at work

1. When you don’t want to go to work, look in the mirror; when you don’t want to go to work, look at your bank card balance; when you don’t want to go to work, think about the new marriage law!

2. Getting rich is every office worker’s dream, and being in a daze is every office worker’s wish. Behind a successful man there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss there must be a group of unlucky employees.

3. The so-called ancient business model is: after get off work, you will be defrauded of money unwillingly, and after work, you will have no choice but to defraud others of money.

4. I have lost my love and have no thoughts about anything. I have no fighting spirit, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to do anything.

5. Only we ourselves know the sadness in the process from "I am in class" to "I am at work".

6. I want to build Monday in the wall of the Great Wall and let it guard history. I want to put Monday in the recycling bin and turn it into garbage. I want to put Monday in the moon. Above, let Chang'e seduce him and he didn't want to return to the earth. Monday, I don’t want to go to work.

7. I don’t want to go to work. It’s boring and uninteresting. I sit in front of the computer all day, and the radiation is too high.

8. I like to lie down when I’m at work. I like to squint during meetings. I cover my head when I’m being blamed. The moment I get off work, I’m flying. On.

9. I don’t want to go to work for at least thirty days every month.

10. To put it bluntly, in one sentence, I just don’t want to go to work and I’m not in the mood.

11. Recently, I feel very depressed whenever I go to work. I don’t want to say a word, I just want to do mindless and repetitive work. I feel that I can’t think about problems anymore, even the simplest questions. , I feel like my mind is frozen and I feel depressed.

12. When the alarm clock rings every day, five hundred reasons for asking for leave appear in my mind, and I don’t want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

13. Have you had the National Day holiday? Have you gone home for reunion? Have you gone on a trip? Are you happy? The holiday is over, right? Don’t you want to go to work? Can’t you take it back? Receive blessings Are you ready? I wish you success and happiness at work after the holidays!

14. I’m in a hurry to go to work, I have a cup of soy milk, I’m nervous after get off work, the road is like a parking lot, I’m in the workplace, I feel so cold, I’m not yet excited about the year-end bonus, I’m all devoted to my mother-in-law, it’s hard to find a partner, and resources are tight. When will I feel better!