Children's humorous jokes WeChat

1. You have learned to walk since you were born, suckled, learned to sit, teethed, grasped and stood. I hope you can walk for 1 years. Happy Children's Day!

2. I always think of you in summer. In that spring, a man shouted that Sugar-Coated Berry was not sweet and didn't want money! You ran over and said, uncle, I want a string that is not sweet!

3. Adults are overdue children, and the elderly are invalid adults. Children's Day is coming. I wish you, an expired child, the same happiness, childlike innocence and never heart failure. Happy Children's Day!

4. We give up the most precious thing in life, but we are chasing the glitz of time; When I really want to relive it, everything can never be seen again. Cherish your childhood and wish you a happy June Day!

5, a candy, beat away tears; A story to put you to sleep; If you are wronged, your mouth will be flat and your nose will run; If it's uncomfortable, tinkering around all the time. It's June 1, and baby should always smile.

from June 1st to June 1st, the World Association for Over-age Children sent a congratulatory message, wishing you: innocence, childlike innocence, red face, youthful exuberance, youthful rejuvenation, childlike innocence and unlimited childlike interest!

7. A happy childhood is your castle of happiness, constant childlike innocence is the main reason for your happiness, unlimited childlike interest is the necessity for your happiness, and eternal childlike innocence is your panacea. Happy Children's Day!

8. Don't forget your childhood because of the passage of time, don't lose your innocence because of the busy life, and don't miss Children's Day because you have already grown up. I wish you a happy Children's Day with a childlike heart!

9. When we were children, we ate childhood and rode on bamboo horses, but we haven't played guessing games yet. Today is June 1st. Let you guess: Do I love you more or do you love me more?

1. I know that when you were a child, you had many dreams, traveling all over the country and Qian Shan. Now, you should work hard to realize your dream to make up for the cow that blew when you were a child. Hehe, happy Children's Day!

11. A candy can wash away tears; A story can put you to sleep; If you are wronged, your mouth will be flat and your nose will run; If you feel uncomfortable, you will cry and laugh all the time. It's June 1 ST, don't bite your finger and giggle.

12. On Children's Day, I wish you, who used to be a child, youth, a pure heart, a sweet smile, childlike skin, a carefree life, and a fantasy and vision for the future!

13. June 1st is a paradise for children, and June 1st will make you happy. June 1 is your expectation. You can be passionate on June 1. In short, June 1 will make you extremely excited and happy! Happy Children's Day!

14. Innocence, physical and mental relaxation, no worries, unlimited happiness; Children's words are unscrupulous, talking and laughing, noisy and happy; Children's Day is coming. May you be as carefree and happy as a child!

15. Six blessings will be given to you on June 1st: playing mahjong in circles and smiling like a peach, insisting on exercising without a general's belly, allowing your daughter-in-law to be neither fat nor thin and full of charm, allowing you to have a small vault, and making your son lively and healthy and making progress every day!

16. School-age children are lively and smart; Young children embrace each other happily; Over-age children are academically successful; Older children, successful career; Old children live a safe life. Children's Day, all kinds of children are happy!

17. A little long-lost childlike interest, two wonderful memories, three rare naivety, four young innocence, five sincere smiles, and six happy moods. I wish you good luck and a happy Children's Day!

18. Childhood is a series of distant footprints. Although it is long, it still feels clear. Childhood is a long-distance train. Although it is far away, it is still fascinating. On Children's Day, I wish you a happy childhood again!

19. On June 1st, Children's Day, you will jump for joy when you put on new clothes. If you are troubled, you will cry and laugh, why bother to bend your heart; Childhood memories are really beautiful, where to find innocence; Life is simple, you and I are happy and worry-free!

2. Want to relive your plain childhood? Then take a lollipop, Dido Honghua, and follow the beautiful aunt. Want to relive the exciting childhood? Then take a lollipop, Dido Honghua, and chase the beautiful aunt naked.

21. Everyone is a child. Children's Day belongs to you, to me, to him and to all of us. Children's Day is coming, bless you, bless me, bless him and bless us all!

22. I love you all my life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't do without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the most tender (my real heart, please see the third word of each sentence)

23. On Children's Day on June 1, I will give you six ones: my body is as strong as ever, my spirit is as refreshing as ever, my girlfriend treats you consistently, my parents and relatives are as healthy as ever, my work attitude is as serious as ever, and my life atmosphere is as sweet as ever!

24. There are two main purposes of texting today: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. Now I am very responsible to tell you: June 1 is here, be sure to be happy! Another sentence with technical content: make progress every day!

25. You are wearing yellow flowers, a small red Chinese-style chest covering, a small white nipple in your mouth, and your big feet in your hands. You ask what's wrong with you today, and you say shyly, people, they also thought about June 1st today! Happy Children's Day!

26. I remember the King Kong gourd in those days, unforgettable the race tortoise and rabbit in the past, nostalgic for the water margin of the westward journey in the past, and reminiscing about the fairy monsters in the past. Childhood is gone forever, and I pray that childlike innocence will last forever. Wish: Happy Children's Day!

27. You have a superior IQ, commonly known as a gifted child; You have a long experience, commonly known as a senior child; Your body is super cool, commonly known as a character child; You don't occupy the establishment, commonly known as supernumerary children. June 1 is coming, don't forget to celebrate Children's Day!

28, childlike innocence, connecting happiness; Pure childlike innocence makes good luck endless; Childlike heart ripples, making the body healthy; Childlike and lovely, paint the days. On Children's Day on June 1st, I wish you a childlike innocence and enjoy the scenery all the way!

29. Innocence is the beginning of life, childlike interest is the beginning of happiness, children's voice is the beginning of blessing, childhood is the beginning of dreams, and childlike innocence is the beginning of success. On Children's Day, I wish you a happy holiday, everything goes well and success is in sight.

3. Today is June Day, which is suitable for happiness, happiness, leisure, travel, wealth and promotion. In short, Yuan Henzhen and all is forgiven are suitable for everything! For this reason, the restrictions on you are lifted, which is not suitable for children!