Laugh heartily. What humorous jokes are there?

1. Before he died, Yugong called his son to the bed and said with all his strength, "Move the mountain! Move mountains! " Son: "shiny?"

I left quietly, just as I came gently. I shook the bag and didn't take a cabbage with me.

In high school, everyone has a name tag. Before a ward round, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, put on your bra and come to ward round … The whole room was silent …

I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, so am I.

5. Every time I get sick, I go to infusion, and then I ask the nurse's sister what the rubber tube is tied to her wrist, just to listen to a "pulse pressure belt". ...

6. I saw a sister paper practicing spacewalk in the community yesterday, and the friction was like the devil's pace. I went over and asked modestly: Can sister paper teach me? Sister paper: get out, I stepped in shit!