Laugh at campus jokes

1. Although being a teacher is very hard, in the process of speaking and learning, many hilarious campus jokes can't be avoided by students, which makes people laugh!

? Dou Erdun, please sit down! ? The teacher reminded Doulton to turn his head and mumble to Zhang Fei.

Doulton said with grievance:? He called me first.

The teacher stared at Zhang Fei and said to Doulton. It takes two hands to make a sound! Have you forgotten what I told you during the lunch break on Tuesday?

It was Tuesday, Doulton and Martha were bickering, and the teacher told them then? It takes two hands to make a sound? Reason, let them understand, but if one person is a little breathless and doesn't argue with the other party, it won't cause the crowd to watch, and teachers will participate in major events. However, other students haven't listened to the teacher?

Next, the teacher brushes the blackboard. It takes two hands to make a sound! ? And one hand beckons, one slaps, and if there is no other slap, there will be no sound. The so-called teaching is also a stage performance, also known as.

As a result, the students are a little boiling. Some clap their hands on the table, some clap their hands on the same table, and some clap their hands on the wall?

2. The teacher led the students to the fish pond to experience fishing. On a whim, he asked. Boys, who knows what it means to fish in troubled waters?

Yan Qi:? Muddy. Water can touch fish. ?

Yan Ming:? Please, don't be so vulgar, okay? There must be an extension. ?

Is the teacher satisfied? Yan Ming is right, so you can teach Yan Qi. ?

Yan Ming:? Well, it is clear water, because there is no fish when the water is clear. Muddle the water and you can touch the fish, right, teacher? ?

On a gentle morning, the gentle sun rises gently, and a gentle girl gently opens her eyes. She got up gently, walked out of bed gently, walked to the window gently, and gently opened the window with her gentle hands. She looked at the gentle sun tenderly and said softly to the sun. God, what the hell is this ~ ~ ~?

4. doctor:? Why can't I find my pen? I want to write you a prescription. The patient whispered, Doctor, didn't you put it under my arm?

5, the final exam, everyone made a cheat sheet. Diaosi chooses a seat after going to the examination room. I chose a cool place. After the exam, the teacher said sadly that this place is also very cool. I haven't moved since one exam.

6. My little nephew failed in the exam. When he got home, he was severely beaten by his father. Ask him if he hurts when he's done. He actually said: you can entertain yourself.

7. McDull: Please give me an outline. Teacher: There is no outline. Mcdull: Then draw a key point. Teacher: It doesn't make sense. Mcdull: Not again? Why don't you give me a direction? Teacher: There is no direction. McDull: What about that? Teacher: There are no sample questions. Companion: McDull, what the teacher means is that all the materials related to the test questions will not be available. Mcdull: Ah ~ Then give me a test paper.

8. In the history test of senior high school, the modern history of China should be tested. List three major events that happened in China 1950- 1985? A god in our class is not good, so we resolutely listed: 1952, my father was born, 1955, my mother was born, 1982, a bolt from the blue, a loud noise, a great man like god, I was born!

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