Would giving your boyfriend a stuffed animal make him laugh at his dormitory?

One day, when we were discussing how tall Yao Ming was, the Sichuan PLMM who usually loved to argue next to me started arguing again: "Yao Ming is not tall. There is someone in our hometown who is much taller than him."

"Who?" we asked in unison.

"Leshan Giant Buddha" she said proudly.

Everyone was dizzy, and two people wearing glasses even dropped their glasses...

One GG was unconvinced: "It's only more than seventy meters..."

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But he was interrupted by this Sichuan girl: "Is it only more than 70 meters?"

Another person said confidently: "It is 71 meters."

"So, you people don't even understand some basic common sense," the MM said plausibly, "It's 71 meters when sitting, but what about standing up?"

Everyone fell to the ground...

"You asked him to stand up!" This GG was still unconvinced.

"Well, I have been sitting by the river for more than a thousand years. I have been exposed to wind and rain, and I have already developed arthritis. If you have the ability, go and try sitting for a few years!" Everyone was completely speechless... …