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The English composition is a joke.

A generous lawyer

The local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the most successful lawyer in the town. The person in charge of donation called him to persuade him to donate.

"Our research shows that you have never donated a penny to charity in an annual income of at least $500,000. Don't you want to give back to the community in some way? "

The lawyer thought for a moment and replied, "First of all, does your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and her medical expenses are several times her annual income?"

The representative of United Road mumbled awkwardly, "Well ...no."

The lawyer interrupted, "or is my brother, a disabled veteran, blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The hit Manchester United club representative began to stammer an apology, but was interrupted again.

"Or my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer raised his voice angrily, "leaving her with three poor children? ! "

The humiliated Manchester United representative, completely defeated, simply said, "I don't know ..."

At this point, the lawyer interrupted him again, "so if I don't give them money, why should I give it to you?"