Are there any funny jokes?

There was a couple who were really desperate, so the husband had to let his wife be princesa. One day, a guest who was driving stopped in front of his wife and asked, "How much did it cost to sleep last time?" The wife said, "Please wait a moment. So he ran to ask her husband, and he said, "Three thousand. ""The wife ran back and told the guests the price. The guest said, "I don't have much money with me, so how much does it cost to masturbate for me?" So the wife ran back and asked her husband, who said, "1 thousand." "The wife ran back to tell the guests the price. When the guest agreed, he took out a 20-cm-long reproductive organ from his pants! ! So the wife ran to her husband and asked him, "can we lend him 2000 yuan?" 」