A collection of some super funny sentences

1. When I find him, I will slap him twice. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

2. When things get bad, I make harassing phone calls to others in the middle of the night, waking them up, and then I go to sleep.

3. The weather is very good today. After staying in the room for a long time, I am going to go to the living room to relax.

4. I feel relieved knowing that you are not doing well.

5. Xiaowanzi said: It is better to continue to sleep in your own sleep than to live in other people's festivals.

6. If you are not Lin Daiyu, you will not become charming because of it.

7. Don’t move! The left side of your brain is full of water, and the right side of your brain is full of flour. If you don’t move, it’s all mud.

8. Everyone has flaws, just like an apple that has been bitten by God. Some people have bigger flaws, precisely because God particularly likes his fragrance.

9. If idiots could fly, this would be the airport

10. Without you by my side, time would pass slower than my computer’s startup speed.

11. My biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome guy will pick me up and take me home.

12. If you are bullying me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork.

13. It’s no big deal, I don’t want anything.

14. People are called humans because they are tired when they are alive.

15. My stupidity is unrivaled, and my madness is the best in the world. People like me are the cream of the crop.

16. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, and there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

17. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I decided to come to Earth.

18. Some people have nothing to do with me even if they die. There are some people that I can’t let go of even if they kill me.

19. I don’t want to move, I don’t want to talk, I just don’t move, even if I don’t move by China Mobile

20. Don’t look at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile I laugh, my stomach is not as strong as you think.

21. Three elements of successful virtue; "Shameless, perseverance, perseverance is shameless. Very cheap phrases

22. Congratulations on winning the grand prize, please vote tonight at 10 At midnight, go to the People's Bank of China with your saber, shotgun, and cannon and collect it with your face covered.

23. Why don't you go to the toilet next time and set off firecrackers at the door to welcome you? Can come out of the toilet

24. No one is innocent in this world, it doesn’t matter if they make a small mistake

25. When can I get another pack when I open the New Year’s money?

26. Happiness can be obtained through learning, even though it is not our mother tongue

27. He once said that I am a part of his body, and he cannot live without me! Later I found out that I was his cecum, appendix and six fingers, a dispensable thing

28. Look back occasionally, otherwise you will always be chasing and not know what you have lost

29. The so-called love words mean that you say something that you don’t even believe, but you hope that the other person will believe it

30. Don’t love someone too much, or your love will devalue.

31. If you want to fully understand a man, it is best not to be his lover, but to be his friend

32. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid and having no regrets; the beauty of a man , lies in telling lies in the daytime

33. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your face is brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is longer than Guan Yunchang, and your promise is empty than Sun Wukong

34. If you are woken up by the heat at night, don’t forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

35. If you have nothing to do, go out more often, just in case you get caught by a handsome guy.

36. If we didn’t add friends, I wouldn’t know so many dirty jokes now.

37. We never copy homework, we are just the porters of answers. .

38. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to pick up girls in a Lamborghini? Do you want to take the money and light a cigarette? So what are you waiting for? Just wash up and go to sleep!

39. My roommate always kicked the quilt when he was sleeping. I found out and injured his leg in time, otherwise he would definitely catch a cold.

40. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

41. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

42. Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends around you are getting better and better looking.

43. People who are super funny and have a very considerate and gentle temper are really impeccable, like me.

44. Why don’t I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

45. It’s not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

46. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am handsome, I will be free.

47. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it turned out that it was not, but "beautiful as a goddess" was referring to me.

48. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I will curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world.

49. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

50. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is charming, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

51. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

52. Apart from teeth, the most inextricable thing in the world is love.

53. Rock, paper, scissors, whoever loses will take off his pants.

54. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

55. Odie, let’s go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.

56. You can let the kitten leave the meatloaf, but you can't let the meatloaf leave the kitten.

57. On a whim that day, I used your photo as my computer desktop. Holy shit, I actually got a computer virus!

58. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to guard against being undercover.

59. Violence cannot solve problems. Come on, let’s sit down calmly and you praise me for an hour.

60. If I make you unhappy, don’t think too much about it, I did it on purpose. Some funny jokes

Excerpts of some latest funny jokes

1. Grandstanding can gain or lose favor.

2. The two great tragedies in life: one is despair, the other is complacency.

3. Let us use the cold war to keep warm tonight!

4. The greatest sorrow of a person is that he is unwilling to be himself.

5. Sad people like to drink wine and lonely people like to sing old songs.

6. Push yourself and push others.

7. The handsome old man.

8. I feel thirsty when I walk to a waterless place; I feel dizzy when I sit and watch the clouds rise.

9. Alas! Say what you should say and what you shouldn’t say in a low voice.

10. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

11. I am embarrassed to catch you, how can you still be embarrassed to steal? ?

12. Look at you! Looking at the back, thousands of troops and horses turn their heads to scare away millions of lions.

13. Anyway, my destiny is always different from their calculation. I don’t know whether they didn’t calculate it correctly or I lived it wrong.

14. Rabbits don’t eat grass around their nests, and the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you?

15. People are parallel imports but their hearts are licensed products.

16. No matter how well-dressed you are, you will be knocked down by a brick.

17. I will work hard to realize my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a child.

18. A true warrior dares to face a beautiful girl and faces the bleak single life.

19. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

20. At your age and appearance, you have already fallen below the issue price.

Appreciate some of the latest funny jokes

1. If you like it, roll it if you don’t like it.

2. Never mention it not because of forgetting but because of remembering.

3. The smile with a 30-degree angle on your mouth cannot be found on Baidu.

4. I want the world to know that I am very low-key.

5. The largest church in the world cannot contain your sins.

6. It’s not that the road is uneven but that you’re not good enough.

7. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, earn thousands of dollars, and become a heartthrob!

8. Adults are expired children and old people are expired adults.

9. One mistake and you become a famous person for the ages.

10. Why is Nausea’s mother crying so sadly while holding Nausea? Because she is so disgusted

11. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play games until dawn

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12. Whenever the charge horn sounds, I quickly hide in the trench because: I am an undercover!

13. If I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

14. My heart is so broken that it looks like dumpling stuffing.

15. Playing the piano to a cow is not a skill, but talking to a cow is the real skill.

16. The road is long and long, so it is better for us to fight it.

17. I don’t want to laugh at taking anesthesia.

18. Respect others. This virtue is often seen during banquets.

19. When you do it right, no one will remember; when you do it wrong, even your breathing is wrong.

20. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

A selection of the latest funny jokes

1. Most women like a man because she can’t understand him.

2. The stock market is fiercer than the tiger house market, and the stock market is fiercer than the stock market.

3. From a distance, it’s a beautiful sight, but up close, you want to call the police.

4. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest lips.

5. You are the landlord of my land.

6. If you are a person of iron and steel, don’t pretend to be depressed for a day!

7. Face is given by others but lost by yourself.

8. Honey my eyelashes are drowning

9. In dreams anything is possible.

10. God will definitely forgive me because that is His profession. Some funny things

1. I heard that since you got a mental illness, you have become more energetic.

2. Since I used Anxiety as a ringtone, even 10086 has ignored me.

3. I can’t hug you if I hold a brick in one hand. How can I protect you if I put down the brick?

4. I won’t tell you that I ate cake cakes, and I want to become rich. So handsome

5. Spit is for counting money, not for reasoning.

6. I was bored and sang to the computer in fear. After I finished singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

7. My mother only gave birth to me, so you can figure out who I am.

8. When I am in a bad mood, I take the bus and sit behind someone with long hair to cut her hair.

9. It doesn’t mean that equality between men and women is now implemented. Why can’t I go to the women’s restroom?

10. Just wait and see, if you dare to eat outside secretly, I will dare to drink secretly outside.

11. Go, go, go~ don’t waste the word youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn.

12. I can’t tell whether I am too strong or I am simply heartless.

13. I don’t know Baidu, so don’t ask me so many reasons.

14. When I was a child, my family was poor. I couldn't afford a bicycle, so I had to take a taxi to school every day.

15. Next time I want to die, no one will stop me. Whoever stops me, I will pull anyone to die with me.

16. In life, first be laughed at by others, and then laugh at others. Then I will smile like a child

17. If one day, I cannot get married, please bury me in If You Are the One.

18. The most frustrating time in the exam was when I saw a question. I vaguely remembered that the teacher had said it, but I clearly remembered that I didn’t listen.

19. I feel that this is the most difficult thing in my life. The bright smile is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen

20. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I have always been at home.

21. It is said: Women are as fickle as the weather, and men are like weather broadcasters - unreliable.

22. Watch the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

23. The one who is handsome and has a rook is chess. Those who have money and houses are banks

24. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, but I am full and can still eat a few more bites...

25. I have passed by a person countless times. My clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

26. It’s not that I don’t want to be a lady, but the world has forced me to become a shrew!

27. During the evening self-study exam, I took out my mobile phone to search for the answer. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light, and I... lighted up.

28. I want to say that I am so miserable that the end of the world is my birthday.

29. Wukong, don’t become so cruel. Leave it to your master and let him hit her to death on horseback.

30. Why do people live? Just for those pictures of the great Mao Zedong.

31. Just wait, one day I will let you be the mother of my future son!

32. Painting is like life. A good painting is worthless, and a bad painting is worthless.

33. What I give is never equal to what I take back, but I am still waiting for someone.

34. Female donor, my poor monk’s cultivation is still shallow, and I can’t heal your wounds even though I’m separated from you. I’m sorry.

35. Why do you look like this? Are you dissatisfied with this world?

36. If handsomeness can be used as food, my appearance can feed you for two lifetimes.

37. Every time QQ issued a "cough cough" sound, I thought it was a handsome guy adding me as a friend, but I didn't expect that I was kicked out by the group leader.

38. If you are fat, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise you will be like QQ.

39. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: "If you eat too much, you will die." But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

40. If love lasts for a long time, it will not be about pork and pork. Some domineering and funny sentences

1. It is difficult to be a woman these days. If you are more open-minded, people will say you are coquettish; if you are more traditional, people will say you are pretending.

2. I treat you as a treasure, but you don’t know how high the sky is. I pushed you down from the top and smashed you to pieces. What can you do to me?

3. I am just used to having you, not that I am indispensable without you!

4. Don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

5. The only liar in the world is sincere, because he sincerely deceives you.

6. Xiaosan, thank you for taking away a man who was not worthy of my love. Xiaosi, thank you for avenging me.

7. Just forget it. Do you think I am a document that can be deleted? It’s really not possible to force uninstall on 360!

8. I don’t even want a basin for the water that was thrown out. Funny sentences

9. My mother praised me for being virtuous and knowing nothing in my spare time.

10. Life rounds us in order to make us roll further.

11. Sister, I can’t play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I’m tired of doing laundry and cooking.

12. Because you are sorry, I decided to have nothing to do with you!

13. Tear off the mask and slap your face!

14. My world doesn’t need too many people to understand it. If you understand it, then that’s okay!

15. Those who understand me do not need my explanation, and those who do not understand me do not deserve my explanation.

16. Your mother is born in the Year of the Rooster, because only stupid chickens lay stupid eggs. Some very domineering and funny sentences

17. How many sentences I love you eventually turned into I loved you, this is a bitch! ! !

18. Only when you care can you think wildly. If you don’t care, you won’t even think.

19. You are not so handsome that you are not obvious, but you are so ugly that you stand out.

20. As far as your thoughts go, roll away for me; as fast as the speed of light, roll away for me.