Are there any jokes about Mandarin?

It is said that a county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! " Comrades and villagers, pay attention! Don't talk, the meeting is now! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles please!" Now, please speak to the township head! )

The head of the township said, "Rabbits, the dog ate today's meal. Everyone is a king!" Comrades, today's meal is enough. Let's all be big bowls! )

"No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit to add to your list." Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. )