Please tell me a joke about ants and elephants, please keep it short! Thank you everyone, my computer has no network cable.

(1)

Not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died of illness

The ant was heartbroken and lay on the elephant's body. Crying. While crying, he said: Why did you get in front of me? Damn it, I don’t have to do anything else in my life except dig a hole to bury you.

(2)

< p> One day, an ant said something to an elephant, and the elephant fainted. Do you know what the words are? The ant said to the elephant: Dear, I am pregnant. The elephant woke up and said something to the ant. The ant fainted, what are these words? Haha, "Honey, let's do it again."

(3)

There once was an ant and an elephant. They were good friends. They often played together, ate together, and bathed together.

One day there was a misunderstanding between the ant and the elephant. The elephant chased the ant, and the ant ran away. He ran and ran until he reached a pile of sand. The ant got into the sand. Only one leg was exposed. A mouse saw it and asked the ant, "Ant, ant, why are you showing one leg? The elephant will see you. You are really stupid."

< p> The ant said angrily: "You are stupid! I exposed one leg to knock the elephant down. You stupid mouse, leave me alone and wait for the show! How can the elephant get up!" After I finished, I laughed a few times.

(4)

No matter how you say it, it is impossible, but it is absolutely true: the ant and the elephant are in love.

That day, after the ant and the elephant met by chance, they fell in love with each other at first sight and fell deeply in love with each other. However, due to family pressure, the ant and the elephant can only communicate secretly.

On this day, the ant met the elephant again. The ant snuggled into the elephant's arms and said: "My dear, there is no way for us to continue like this. It is better to make it clear to our family and make our relationship public." Otherwise, we can only be so secretive. I really can't bear the pain of missing you. "

The elephant sighed and said, "Yes, I also have this idea, but I can't bear it. Your family will definitely be opposed if you tell me directly. They will not agree when they see that I am poor. "

Ant said: "How about we elope? Sooner or later, our story will be known to others, why not let the newspapers report it first, others will be moved by our sincere love, they will support us, and the family will agree under pressure." Elephant thought. After thinking about it, he said.

"That's it," said the ant.

So, the ant and the elephant came to the newspaper office and explained everything to the reporter fox. The fox was worrying about the circulation of the newspaper, but he didn't expect a business opportunity. The fox added fuel to the fire and wrote an article "The Love of Ants and Elephants" overnight.

The next day, the love story was reported on the front page of "Animal Newspaper". The whole animal world was shocked. They were all moved by the love between the ant and the elephant. After reading the report, the ant family hurriedly held an emergency meeting to discuss the little ant.

The older ant said: "I believe everyone has read the report. What do you think about this matter?"

The middle-aged ant said: "I firmly disagree. Big The elephant is so disgusting. If I hadn't run fast, I would have almost been trampled."

Another ant echoed, "I don't agree either. The elephant is too cruel. It stepped on me." Damn my brother-in-law, my sister and brother-in-law were trampled to death by that cruel elephant just two days after they were married. As a result, my sister is now alone in the empty room, crying alone in the room all day long." ...

In the end, the ants unanimously disagreed with the marriage between the little ant and the elephant.

However, despite the opposition of all the ants, the little ant resolutely overcame all obstacles and finally got married to the affectionate elephant.

After getting married, the couple Ant and Elephant loved each other lovingly and respected each other like guests. They never had a quarrel or blushed. However, there are unforeseen circumstances, and animals have misfortune and good fortune. That day, the elephant was foraging outside. Dozens of ants were busy in a tree on the edge of the cliff. Suddenly a gust of wind blew and broke the tree.

Just as he was about to fall into the cliff, the elephant rushed over and hooked the tree up with his trunk. The elephant slipped and fell into the cliff. When the elephant woke up from his coma, he was already lying in the No. 1 Animal Hospital with hundreds of ants guarding him, including the few ants he rescued. At this time, the mosquito doctor came and said to the ants: "The elephant is bleeding too much, but the hospital has no blood. I hope you can donate some blood." When the ants heard this, they just pulled up their sleeves and let the doctor draw blood. Several of them went to gather more ants to donate. Soon, a long line formed in front of the hospital, with millions of ants waiting to donate blood.

Although, with the help of the ants, the elephant finally died of excessive blood loss and died gloriously at the age of 30. The little ant cried for three days and three nights, but to no avail. The little ant finally picked up a shovel and dug the elephant's soul grave. But the little ant dug for seventy-seven forty-nine days, but it was not enough to bury even one of the elephant's tusks. After digging for another seventy-seven and forty-nine days, there was not much progress. The little ant couldn't help complaining: "Daddy of the child, why don't you take me away too? We have been married for less than five years, and you have harmed my future." I have to dig your soul grave for half my life...".

(5)

The ant and the elephant went to find a prostitute together, and the hippo and centipede entertained them in the little red building.

The next day, the elephant saw the exhausted ant and praised him: "It's awesome. I climbed down within two seconds of climbing up. It's not a big deal. Brother, you are awesome. Hey." Hey, hey, hey all night, he's really an ant among ants, I admire him. "The ant lay on the ground and said with a sad face: "What the hell, I moved my thigh all night, and I still haven't finished moving it this morning."