What are the anecdotes of Chaoshan Kung Fu Tea?

Once upon a time, in order to attract customers, the owner of a tea shop specially set up a Kung Fu tea set on the counter and often made tea, so that customers could taste the tea before buying it. One winter, it was freezing, and there was a passerby who looked like a scribe, wearing thin clothes and shivering with cold.

He strolled to the counter, picked up a cup of tea and gulped it down. Tea merchants make tea and then make tea. Passers-by had several drinks in a row. The tea seller is beaming and thinks he is a rich customer. Then he asked, "How about this tea, sir?" Answer: "Good! Good tea. " Ask again: "Sir, where are the good things?" Answer again: "Burn!"

"life-saving tea"

Once upon a time, there was a child named Afu who was studying in a private school. In order to get rid of her son who is not her own, the stepmother came up with a clever plan: three meals a day, stir-frying fragrant rice with a lot of lard for Ah Fu to eat. Because of eating greasy food for a long time, Ah Fu soon developed severe indigestion, and his face became yellow and thin.

The abnormal change of Ah Fu was discovered by Shu Shi. When asked about the situation, Shu Shi knew it, but he kept a straight face. Comfort has an iron lifestyle: you must make congou tea after meals. He told Ah Fu to have a few cups of strong tea in the teacher's room every morning and afternoon before class, and told him that this matter must be kept secret from his stepmother.

The efficacy of Kung Fu tea in removing greasy food and accumulated food has been fully exerted on Ah Fu, and a miracle has appeared. Ah Fu not only recovered gradually, but also got better and better, and his academic performance soared. In this way, congou tea became Afu's "life-saving tea".

"making tea"

Once upon a time, congou tea was not popular among Chaoshan people. Once, a man met a friend on the road and invited him to drink congou at home. He bought a packet of good tea and put it at home for his wife to "cook tea". My wife was married from other places. I didn't know how to eat tea in Chaoshan, so I mistakenly cooked the tea like a needle plate and took it out.

When a man gets angry, he hits his wife twice. His wife felt wronged and quarreled with him. The noise alarmed the neighbors and an old woman came to comfort her. After asking the reason, she grabbed a handful of cooked tea and put it in her mouth. After chewing a few times, she said, "You should fight. How to eat this kind of tea without salt and oil? " The storm died down.

"Cold night guests come to tea as wine"

Legend has it that a long time ago, there was a poor scholar who lived in Chaozhou countryside. On a cold night, an old friend who was an official in Beijing came. Although the poor scholar didn't have wine and food to entertain this friend from afar, in order to make the best congou tea and let his friends have a good taste, the poor scholar braved the cold wind of winter night, walked barefoot for several miles, came to the Han River, played the clear Han River in winter, and went home to make congou tea to entertain this friend.

They drank tea and sang songs, and friends in Beijing were moved by the sincerity of poor scholars! At dawn, a friend who was in a hurry left him a quatrain of "Guests come to tea for wine on a cold night". Later, the quatrain of "a guest comes to tea for wine on a cold night" was passed down from generation to generation.

"success or failure are addicted to tea"

Once upon a time, there was a man who was addicted to congou tea and didn't do his job well, which eventually led to his family's decline and became a beggar. But even if I beg for a living, I still can't quit my tea addiction. One day, he passed by a tea shop and saw the boss making congou, so he went forward and asked for a cup.

The boss looked at him doubtfully and thought, beggar, do you like tea, too? But there were guests outside the door, so I handed him a cup of tea. When he finished drinking, the boss deliberately asked, "What kind of tea is this? How does it taste? " He casually talked about the types and producing areas of tea, and pointed out the shortcomings in the production of this kind of tea by taste.

Finally, he said, "It's a fly in the ointment to brew such good tea with well water!" In a word, the boss was so impressed that he immediately invited him into the store to discuss it in detail, and finally sincerely invited him to join hands to expand the tea business. He showed a helpless look and said, "If I had the money to join the company, I wouldn't have to beg today." The boss said, "Don't be afraid, I'll give you half of the shares, so you can buy shares on your own." After the joint venture, the tea shop was really prosperous and made a lot of money because of his efforts.

But the bonus that the boss pays him every month is always only enough for him to eat and wear. Although he has doubts, he doesn't want to ask more questions because he knows he has nothing. Three years later, he went home to visit relatives. Before he entered the house, he was shocked: the dilapidated house was completely new and expanded several times. Ask your family and you will know that it is the boss who distributes the dividends of his shares to his hometown year by year. The family used the money to rebuild the old house. Now, he finally understood the boss's good intentions.

"The soup next door"

Once upon a time, it was not popular to gather friends in Chaoshan rural areas to drink congou tea. There are two farmers in a village, A and B. They live in the middle of a wall. Because of the feud, the two did not communicate with each other, but they were not convinced. One night, Jia invited relatives and friends to drink congou. "Please wow, eat wow, you're welcome!" "Shouts and the banging of cups and plates spread to the partition wall from time to time and didn't stop until midnight.

The man in the second family was puzzled and said to his wife, "The family next door is not richer than me. Why are there so many dining tables for people? " His wife said, "Maybe it's just eating vegetable soup." That night, the two agreed to invite friends to "eat" vegetable soup tomorrow night, plus sweet potatoes, and they must go beyond the next door.

The next night, the guests invited by the second family ate all the sweet potato soup and left, while the collision of cups and plates next door was still ringing until late at night. The second wife said to the villagers in the morning, "There is a way to make vegetable soup next door!" " Later, there was a saying in Chaoshan called "there is soup next door", which was used to laugh at those who blindly followed without knowing each other's situation and made a fool of themselves.

"Good tea defeats the family"

When a beggar went to beg in a big house, he asked for a good cup of tea, and there was no money or rice. The host is a master of tea tasting, so he asked someone to send a good cup of tea to his door. After drinking, the beggar said, "This is just ordinary tea." The master was frightened and immediately ordered his wife to make a cup of the best tea and sent it out.

After drinking, the beggar commented, "This is good, but it's still only second-class." And asked if this tea was a woman named. The master was even more surprised and went to see him in person. After questioning, I realized that this beggar was a rich man, but he fell into poverty because of his hobby of fine rock tea (the best tea in the old society, which cost more than 100 a catty). Now he is a beggar with an old teapot on him.

His estranged wife happens to be the wife of the present owner. The master was stunned and just stared at the beggar floating away. ...