China's classical homophonic jokes

1. Super hilarious homophonic joke 1. My parents are here, so I don't travel far.

You dare not swim too far when your parents are around. If you swim, you must have a steering wheel. 2. There are few mistakes.

I lost my virginity because of dating. All this sounds very new. 3, study from time to time, not to mention translation: after school, I will go to practice, isn't it a very happy thing? I have never met anyone who is just.

I have never met anyone like Degang Guo. 5. If a gentleman is not heavy, he will not be arrogant.

6, the country has a way, if it is dangerous. After Nippon paint is applied, if there are traces on it, it is dangerous for you to talk and walk.

Inferred from this, this building is estimated to be a dangerous building. 7. Review the past and learn new translations: Learning means not only reviewing some things in the past, but also understanding the current news.

8. Rhetoric, Xianren Translation: Chocolate is lewd because it is fresh hazelnut chocolate! The person I miss hasn't written to me. 10, the road is long. Xiu Yuan Xi Translation: If people are overweight, it will be difficult to walk, and they will feel that the road is very long.

1 1, if your position is wrong, don't give advice to others unless you are sitting in the right position to play chess. 12, gentlemen are harmonious but different, villains are the same but not harmonious. Children and classmates often have contradictions.

13, it is difficult to raise only women and villains. A common inverted sentence in ancient Chinese should be that it is difficult to raise only women and villains, which means that a man has to raise his only wife and children. 14, stand at the age of 30 ... 70 and do whatever you want: when taking the bus, people under 30 should stand ... people over 70 can sit at will.

15, a disciple of Confucius, with as many as 72 people. There were five or six people crowned and six or seven boys. Among Confucius' disciples, there are 72 wise men, 30 winners (5630) and 42 losers (6742).

2. Jokes related to homophonic Chinese characters. The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to pay the bill, he heard to Bao: "buy me two bamboo poles." The Bao inquired that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", and quickly agreed to it. He ran to the butcher's shop and said, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pig liver. You know better. The shopkeeper was a clever man, and immediately understood. He immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and presented a pair of pig ears. After leaving the butcher's shop, the owner thought, "The owner told me to buy pig liver. Of course these pig ears are mine ..." So he wrapped the hunting ears and stuffed them into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver! "The magistrate was very angry when he saw that his master had bought pig liver, and said," Where are your ears? Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" " "Knowledge about Chinese characters-history; Chinese characters in Oracle Bone Inscriptions are one of the three oldest Chinese character systems in the world.

Among them, the sacred script of ancient Egypt and the cuneiform script of Sumerians in the two river basins have been lost, and only China's Chinese characters are still in use today. According to legend, Chinese characters originated from the creation of characters in Cangjie.

Cang Xie, a historian of the Yellow Emperor, created Chinese characters according to the shapes of the sun and the moon and the footprints of birds and animals. When he created characters, the world was shocked-"When it rains, ghosts cry at night". From a historical point of view, the complicated Chinese character system can't be invented by one person. More likely, Cang Xie has made outstanding contributions to the collection, arrangement and unification of Chinese characters. Therefore, Xunzi Jiemu records that "there are many good books, but one is Cang Xie's solo biography".

Some people think that the Eight Diagrams in Zhouyi have a great influence on the formation of Chinese characters, but there are few supporters. Before the invention of the original script, there were obvious deficiencies in the dissemination and accumulation of oral knowledge. Primitive humans used knotting, carving and drawing to assist in recording, and later simplified and replaced pictures with characteristic graphics.

When the graphic symbols are simplified to a certain extent and form a specific corresponding relationship with the language, the original text is formed. 1 year, a large number of pottery were unearthed at the Daxi cultural site in Yangjiawan, Hubei Province. In the above symbols of 10, some features are quite similar to those of Oracle Bone Inscriptions.

This discovery infers the formation process of the original Chinese characters to 000 years ago. In addition, pictographic symbols on pottery unearthed in Dawenkou, Shandong Province, geometric symbols on painted pottery in Banpo, Xi, etc. , may be in the process of forming the original text (or before) at different stages of performance.

However, after the Shang Dynasty, are Chinese characters and these geometric symbols in the same strain? This issue is still controversial. Many scholars have suggested that these symbols are not necessarily the precursors of Chinese characters, or even the writing symbols.

From hieroglyphics to ideographs, Mount Tai is carved with stones, which is said to have been written by Li Si. From Oracle Bone Inscriptions to Xiao Zhuan, Chinese characters have experienced the development process from pictograph to ideograph, and the glyphs have gradually separated from the concrete images of things. Chinese characters in this period are called ancient Chinese characters.

Oracle Bone Inscriptions in Shang and Zhou Dynasties was a relatively complete writing system. Among the more than 00 Oracle characters found, nearly 000 characters have been recognized.

At the same time when Oracle Bone Inscriptions appeared, the words cast on bronze ware were called inscriptions on bronze or Zhong Dingwen. Pan and Mao in the Western Zhou Dynasty have high historical and artistic value. After Qin Shihuang unified China, Lisi standardized and sorted out the big seal script and the ancient prose of six countries, formulated the small seal script as the standard writing font of the Qin Dynasty, and unified the characters of China.

The seal script is rectangular, and the strokes are round and smooth. Small seal script solved the problem of a large number of variant characters between languages of various countries, and the history of "the same book" began.

The unification of written language has effectively promoted the spread of inter-ethnic culture and played an important role in the identification of the Chinese nation and the unification of China, which is rare in the history of written language in the world. The development of Chinese characters has undergone many different evolutions.

In the early Chinese character system, the number of words was insufficient, and a large number of things were represented by interchangeable words, which made the expression of words vague. In order to improve the clarity of expression, Chinese characters have gone through a stage of gradual complexity and a large number of words.

But there are so many things that it is impossible to express them in one Chinese character. The excessive increase in the number of Chinese characters has also made it difficult to learn Chinese characters. Chinese has gradually evolved from ideographic words to ideographic words. After Qin Shihuang unified Chinese characters, the number of Chinese characters increased constantly, and many new characters appeared constantly: Emperor Wendi of Sui Dynasty was originally a vassal of the country, but because the word "sui" had an unstable meaning, it was removed and the word "sui" was created as the country name.

In the Tang Dynasty, Wu Zetian created the word "Qi" (the same as "Zhao") as her name according to the meaning of "the sun and the moon are in the sky". In the Five Dynasties, the word "Chen" was created in its name, taking the meaning of "flying dragon in the sky".

In modern times, due to the influx of western knowledge, many words have also been created. For example, when beer was introduced into China, how to express it in Chinese characters was a problem. At first, it was translated into skin wine, but later it was inappropriate. About 1 10, the word "beer" was created-translated as "beer".

In order to express English units, some disyllabic words have been created, such as Li (nautical mile), Kui (gallon), Kui (kilowatt) and Chi (ruler). However, in the Notice on the Unified Use of Characters in the Names of Some Units of Measurement issued by China Character Reform Commission and National Bureau of Standards and Metrology on June 0, 65438, these disyllabic words were eliminated. They are no longer widely used, but they can still be seen in Taiwan Province Province and other places.

At present, due to the informationization and standardization of Chinese characters, Chinese characters no longer add new words at will. The only exceptions are various elements in the periodic table, such as helium, chlorine, radon, germanium, chromium and uranium.

This word-making method is still used to name new elements. Word-formation rules of chemical elements can be found in Elements.

Liu Shu analyzed the composition of Chinese characters. Zhou Li mentioned Liu Shu, but did not specify the specific content. In Shuo Wen Jie Zi, Xu Shen in the Eastern Han Dynasty elaborated in detail the rules of Chinese character construction of Liushu: pictographic, referential, comprehending, pictophonetic, transliteration and borrowing.

Among them, pictographic characters, fingering, knowing characters and pictophonetic characters are the principles of word formation, which is the "word formation method"; Annotation and borrowing are the rules of using words, and they are "methods of using words". However, it should be noted that the "six books" are the sorting and classification of Chinese characters, not the rules of word formation.

Five modern Chinese characters mainly use curves to form small seal strokes, and then gradually become more linear and easier to write. In the Han Dynasty, official script replaced Xiao Zhuan as the main script.

The appearance of official script laid the foundation for the glyph structure of modern Chinese characters.

3. Are there any jokes about translation errors in classical Chinese? When reading The Donkey of Guizhou, ask the students to translate the sentence "The donkey is angry and its hoof is on it". A classmate named Ye translated it into "Donkeys can't win, so they are very angry and complain about these hooves" and made an interesting joke. In fact, in this sentence, "victory" means "patience". When reading the first sound, "anger" can be understood as "anger", "hoof" can be understood as "kick", and "it" can be replaced by "tiger", which is correctly translated as "the donkey can't help being angry, and kicks the tiger with its feet"

Some ancient and modern meanings in classical Chinese translation will make jokes if misunderstood. For example, in Tao Yuanming's "Gui Xi Ci", "If you learn from the past, you don't need to remonstrate, and those who know me can pursue me", some students will mistakenly translate it as: "I won't send invitations to people who knew me before, but later people can still pursue me." . The correct understanding should be "there is no need to save the past mistakes, knowing that you can still try to do things well in the future and not let regrets happen again."

"I can't use my son early. It's my fault to have a son now." The correct translation is: "I can't reuse you earlier." It's urgent. It's my fault to ask you now. " It's my fault that I couldn't hire my son earlier and now I'm in a hurry to have a son. That's a joke.

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