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Don't take my love as a joke.

1, the three easiest words in the world to make people cry are, don't cry,

2. Don't wait until you lose it to feel pain. Love it while I still love it.

3, smoke, inhaled is sad, spit out is reluctant; Drink loneliness, swallow sadness!

4. Don't fall in love with someone easily, and don't give up on someone easily.

To love a woman, it is better to keep her for her happiness than to love her for her happiness.

6. I can be endlessly kind to anyone as long as it is worth it.

7, hate too much, there is no result, bringing up the old things is torture, and being hurt by me makes you hurt. At first, the efforts were bumpy, and all should not be better.

8. Honey, you are so humorous, holding others and saying that you love me.

I want to cry. I want a shoulder. I wish you were by my side. The summer vacation is over, I want to see your smile.

10. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

1 1, I have been a virgin for 20 years, and finally I became 2 1 year last night.

12, I really hope it will start on February 29th. . . Every four years! ! !

13, I wish time would stop at this moment and print our footprints deeper.

14, you are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future, and my godmother in the future.

Sad sentences express feelings, don't rely too much on one person.

1, everything is so lost without you. I broke up. What else can I say?

2. Are women always infatuated with love? Are women too naive?

3, you cook, I wash the dishes, sharing housework will be more loving. You don't have to keep tying people to some housework.

There seems to be an abyss ahead, but it is induced by your beautiful smile. If you stop lying, I will jump without hesitation.

Please don't take my concern for granted. No matter how much I love you, there will be a tired day in the end.

6. Do you know the mood I wrote for you, the signature I changed for you and the invisibility I set for you?

Since you don't love me, you shouldn't accept the first love. You know, you gave me the most beautiful hope, but it broke my heart. Finally, I realized that you only borrowed my shoulder temporarily.

8. I know that there will be no result, but I will still insist because I still love.

9. You can pretend to be a couple without wearing a couple costume, not to mention that not all lovers in the world can get married.

10, there is a Hua Zhong in everyone's heart, which is more beautiful than rainstorm but inhuman. This Hua Zhong is locked in loneliness.

1 1, sorry, don't tell others, because no one will care.

12, everyone remembers the happiest time and the most painful time.

13, once, a person really walked into my world. But before you know it, it has disappeared. Since then, no one can walk around in my little world at will.

14, tell yourself not to be emotional, not to secretly miss, and not to look back.

15. Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him.

16. Memories keep pouring in. Who guarantees who will die? Who remembers the proverb that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble? Who thinks who whispers in the distance

17, I'm trying to be what you like, but you tell me you love her.

18, heartless, you need a heart and lung first, and then you are hurt heartlessly. That process is called heartbreak.

19, time, you can forget everything, you can also deepen some memories, some people say forget, but they can't; Some feelings, after walking around, will still return to the original point.

20, don't think too great of yourself, you know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

2 1, the saddest thing in the world is to say goodbye when two people love each other the most.

22, a person's world, sick, a person; Bored, hiding alone; It hurts. I'm alone.

23. You stubbornly live in memories, but you don't know that others have created new memories.

The furthest distance in the world is when I stand in front of you, but I can only wish you happiness.

25. No matter whether you try to stay or not, those who should go are destined to stay, and those who don't are destined to accompany you for a lifetime.

26. Many things are like the wind. Although you can't touch them, you can feel them.

27. The cello sounds like a river. The left bank is a memory I can't forget, and the right bank is a glorious time I deserve to persist in. What flows in the middle is my faint sadness every year!

28. Let go, leave the peace, time can't stay in the original time, what has been lost has been lost, and there will be something else after today and tomorrow.

29. The most silent memory is always lost to fleeting time. Unexpectedly, there is still room for redemption, but how can you remain silent in the face of each other? It turns out that love will lose to time.

You never know how much you like a person unless you see him with someone else.

3 1, time will slowly precipitate memories, some people will gradually blur in your heart, learn to let go, and your happiness needs to be fulfilled by yourself.

32. You can't escape the worldly humbleness. I can't understand the division of time and space. You can't escape the shackles of family. I can't understand the mistake of resigning. Finally, in the relay race, Sarah lengthened the distance between us, leaving a lonely figure.

33. Women dare to go because they are sure that men will turn back and men will not, but because they are sure that women dare not go.

34. In the early morning, the breeze blows the curtains and dances, and the lonely figure reveals the illusion of loneliness through the curtains. Thousands of thoughts are extraordinarily quiet in the silent morning.

35. Some things will be inadvertently remembered; Some memories cannot be forgotten by white hair; Some wounds will never be seen by others, because they are hidden in your heart.

I don't know what to say to you when you are online, and I regret not saying anything to you when you are offline.

Counting the fallen leaves in front of the door and listening to the rain outside the window, the voice of wading sounded this time. Is your heart wet by the rain?

38. I used to think that sadness would cause a lot of tears; It turns out that the real sadness is that I can't shed a tear.

39. Love because of love, hate because of hate, everything, everything changes because of you ~

40. From the day I left you, the left atrium gradually stopped beating. Complete the sentence/

4 1, you feel lonely, not because no one cares about you, but because the people you care about don't care.

42. You say thank you, I say you're welcome. We are strangers and need to be so polite.

43. Don't give up a man who doesn't know how to cherish you, let alone continue to pay your tenderness and love.

44. If I say that I will regret marrying you one day, then I will regret not marrying you all my life.

45. Actually, it's nice to be alone. No worries, no ties, just a little lonely.

46. How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.

47. You have no idea how sad I am at some moment. You don't know, waiting without response is really tiring.

48. Being together for a long time will be boring, but being apart for a long time will be missed. So, cherish the time together.

49, once naive, cruel reality, let me know: the hypocrisy of the world, people's indifference!

50. The more I experience, the more I know. It is this truth that makes me grow up slowly.

5 1, I don't complain about parting, but why did God give me a beautiful dream, but I couldn't sleep forever? Why do I expect everything to be beautiful, stay in the rain, stay in the flute and bagpipe, and stay in the broken bridge and snow?

52, happiness is derailed in pain, sadness makes sentences for happiness, everything is beyond doubt, and barely living is evidence.

53. Twilight tells us that as long as men are old enough for Gao Fushuai, those girls won't care whether you are human or not.

54. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

55. I love you so much that I neglect myself. I trust you enough to doubt myself.

56. I don't want to say any more, and I don't want to understand who is right or wrong. All I know is that the damage you have done is too beautiful, too long.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

58. I said happy birthday to my mother. My mother was happy for a week. Love is simple.

59. Heartache? Blame yourself. You have the ability to love others, but you can't make others fall in love with yourself.

60. The more you try to forget, the more you remember. Memory is a tormenting thing.

6 1, does a man have a fickle heart? Is a man's heart cruel?

62. Can the past really pass? Is the present really the present?

63. When one day you find that I don't cry, make trouble or lose my temper with you, that's when you lose me.

64. No matter how many grievances you have suffered. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

65. Think about the children who are playing with us for the first time now. Swing happily. I never get tired.

One day, I finally stopped thinking about her, because she left for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.

67. Unforgettable thoughts are still clear and free in the middle of the night under the reference of moonlight, and there is a story with no ending. The initial oath has no news in the world of mortals, and the ending has no end under the beating of years.

68. On that day, I watched you leave with heartbreaking eyes. Today, let me take a ride with the trace of your affectionate eyes to warm my heart that has never been warm this season.

69. Don't take my unswerving devotion to you as the capital of your indifference to my love, okay?

70. Loneliness is actually beautiful, and you and I can understand it, because we are all vulgar. Come alone and go alone.

7 1. Is there such a world that will never be dark? Is there a kind of forever, never changing?

72. What I like is that your smile shines on my rainy day, and what I like is that you hug me warmly and subtly.

73. I remember you said you wouldn't hurt me, but you made me sad again and again. Why do you always make me sad? Did I love someone I shouldn't love, or did you break my heart?

74. How many lonely waits does life have to go through to finally wait for the person we are waiting for? I feel so painful and awake, because I don't know how many times I can miss someone.

75. I am used to loneliness. When you came, I naively thought I saw hope. Now my heart hurts more. You are just a stranger passing by.

76. Sometimes the person who says good night first just wants the other person to sleep first but can't sleep alone.

77. Learn to forget and know how to give up. You are so careless, why should I be infatuated?

78. Don't rely too much on a person. Because of dependence, you expect, because of expectation, you are disappointed.

79, some people, some things, lost and never come back, blame themselves for not cherishing.

80. Past stories will always become memories, which will hurt, cry and remember, and will always end in the end/

8 1, every kind of love has a reason! But every kind of sadness is ignorant.

Discrimination of Confusable Words in Chinese (1)

1, despise? Shameless: "contempt" means not wanting to mention it, indicating contempt. "Not ashamed" means "not ashamed of …" and "not ashamed of …". The two meanings are opposite.

2. communication? Communication: "Communication" refers to collusion, collusion and derogatory terms. And "communication" means that both parties can communicate.

3. deposit? Deposit: "deposit" refers to a part of the money paid in advance to ensure the transaction. And "deposit" refers to the price agreed before purchase.

4. make a reservation? Reservation: "Reservation" means prior agreement or consent. And "booking" means placing an order in advance.

5. A guest? Guest residence: "Guest residence" means to leave your hometown and live in another place. And "being a guest" means visiting others and being a guest by yourself.

6. Question? Doubt: "Doubt" means asking questions. And "doubt" refers to doubt, which is generally used in a negative sense.

7. loyalty? Passion: "loyalty" refers to upholding justice or loyalty to the feelings of brothers and friends. And "passion" refers to interest, personality, spirit, as well as extreme emotions.

8. Original meaning? Original meaning: "Original meaning" refers to the original meaning of a word. And "original intention" refers to the original intention or intention.

9. Kung Fu? Kung fu: "Kung fu" refers to ① skills and cultivation; ② Same as "time". And "time" refers to ① the time occupied; ② Idle time; 3 refers to time. In addition, "Kung Fu" can be used with "Kung Fu" except for the accidents of "skill and accomplishment".

10, please? Seeking: "seeking" refers to gaining fame and fortune, which is a derogatory term. And "seeking" refers to trying to get it, which is generally used as a compliment.

1 1, great changes? Drastic change: "Drastic change" refers to drastic change, and "Drastic change" refers to drastic change.

12, legal system? Rule of law: "Rule of law" refers to the legal system, including the formulation, implementation and observance of laws, and is the system and method of governing society. And the rule of law: ① The political thoughts of the pre-Qin legalists advocated governing the country according to law; (2) Governing the country according to law.

13, brag? Talking to yourself: "Talking to yourself" means boasting and belittling. Self-commitment refers to motivating yourself with some lofty missions and words of praise.

14, encourage? Perseverance: Encourage and persuade people to work hard. And "struggle" is to work hard.

15, life? Dealing with affairs: "Dealing with the world" generally refers to social activities and interpersonal communication. And "doing things" refers to dealing with affairs.

16, trace? Trajectory: "Trajectory" refers to ① behavior and expression; (2) traces and signs; (3) refers to politeness, such as "informal". And "trace" refers to the trace of action.

17, prototype? Prototype: "Prototype" refers to the original shape, the original true face, and often contains derogatory meanings. Prototype: an original type or model, especially a real-life person who portrays characters in literary and artistic works.

18, young? Young: "young" means ① young, mostly in their teens to twenties; (2) refers to the creative career knowledge is not long. And "young" means being in adolescence.

19, continuous broadcast? Simulcast: "Continuous broadcast" means continuous broadcast (program). "simulcast" refers to the simultaneous broadcast of programs of other TV stations or radio stations.

20. terminate? Stop: "stop" means to end, stop. And "stop" is to stop halfway for some reason.

2 1, elusive? Thinking: "elusive" refers to speculation and expectation, and is often used to deny meaning. And "pondering" refers to ① carving (jade); ② Fine processing (of articles, etc.). ); 3 thinking and considering; Exodus: I've been thinking about Lao Zhang's words for a long time.

22. annoying? Hinder: "Hinder" means harmful to. And "hinder" refers to hinder, can not be carried out smoothly.

23. Transformation? Change: "change" refers to the change of one form or content of things into another. And "change" means that change is irregular and unpredictable.

24. Sacrifice? Tribute: "Tribute" refers to the fruit, fruit, wine and food offered to God and Buddha. And "tribute" refers to the gift given to the emperor by the ancient vassal States or their subjects.

25. submerged? Annihilation: "Submerged" refers to flood, and also describes being submerged by sound. And "oblivion" means that fame and achievements are buried.

26. Leak? Leakage: "leakage" refers to the slow outflow of liquid and gas. And "leakage" means that things that should not be known are known.

27. establish? Erection: "Erection" refers to the establishment, often used for abstract beautiful things. And "upright" means that the object stands vertically.

28. Beautiful: It can only be described as tall and beautiful. It is often misused to describe other beautiful things.

29, hot: can only describe people as powerful and derogatory. It is often misused to describe everything that is "popular".

30. Be the first person to be attacked. It is often misused as "first", "first" and "of course".

3 1. Give full help: it's a compliment only for the other party or others, not for yourself, otherwise it's too modest. "Moderate efforts" is a moderate word.

32. Wonderful: respectful words. It means that others let themselves shine.

33, live up to expectations: live up to everyone's expectations, praise. Disappointment: not meeting everyone's expectations, derogatory.

34. There is no turning back: March forward for justice. Often misused as a table, doing things that have nothing to do with justice without hesitation.

35. Looking back: you can catch up, mostly used in the negative form.

Very philosophical non-mainstream traditional Chinese quotations-young love is painted in name only.

Do not, for one failure, give up the destination that you resolved to achieve.

Everyone has a dead end, and if they can't get out, others can't get in.

In McDonald's, a handsome pot shouted: ketchup, pack!

SARS came to primary school, bird flu came to junior high school, and HN came to senior high school. We are about to graduate! Coming soon.

Being half hypocritical and half honest.

How many people who graduated from grade three are waiting for that fatal notice.

Many stories are not right or wrong, and the mistakes are not others'. For others, what is right is honesty, and what is wrong is happiness.

Widows of great people are called widows, and widows of small people are called widows.

When in love, please cherish it; When you turn around, please be elegant; Please be sure to smile when you say goodbye.

If my life's wandering is just a nightmare, I will never wake up because of you.

The deeper the dilemma, the harder it is to get out, the harder it is to get out of adversity, and the harder it is to cross.

The distance between you and me is not far away, it has never started, but it has already ended.

Is there such a person, you have said to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it?

Give me a piece of valium and make me feel that you belong to me every second.

If you like careless girls, it proves that you have a good eye.

Healthy and relaxed; Live, relax. Life is not easy.

If I can buy you back like a friend, you will be bought back, right?

Always be so rational, you will never get love!

I like a man with small eyes, because he can only hold me in his eyes.

Life wears away our youthful and frivolous edges and corners, and time urges us to grow.

Of course, naked marriage is not desirable. You should have a car, a house and, more importantly, a boat.

Start with sleep, then run, then make up, then buy, and finally get married. As it turns out, you have to follow the process and pack it from beginning to end before you can get married.

Everything will be fine. All's well that ends well for lovers, but all's well for lovers. Rich people drag like dogs, but poor people go home to grow sweet potatoes.

I made up my mind to be a fool since I was a child, but I only succeeded once and a half, and it was the last time and a half.

The perfect marriage is: let the husband live in hell, but feel like in heaven.

If you can't change the length of life, try to change the concentration of life.

Life always makes us black and blue, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

My brother is 10 this year. I once asked him: What is your saddest thing? He actually said: single for a year.

Behind me, you can see the sadness I tried to hide.

People's life, always have to walk a lot of long roads, no road signs, no end.

We have given everything, and our youth has long been barren, only to find that it was just a mistake.

"Young love is a hollow reputation."

In this world, the most painful thing is not what you lose and want, but what you get back.

Money is not necessarily happiness, and no money is not necessarily happiness.

For young people, there are no waves and no surprises, which means we don't love.

We can't go back, we can't go back to the lush years, we can't go back to the simple and beautiful days, and we were so proud that day.

Recently, I have been poor and crazy, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread; If you want to eat pie, pat the steamed bread flat; If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times!

Think of others, but live for yourself.

A classmate was making trouble below, and our teacher said, "stand on the blackboard for me!" ! "This is very difficult.

These days, no matter Sohu or sogou, cats can't understand.

If marriage is a grave. Then I will not only go to the grave, but also roll with the zombies!

People are jealous because they feel better than him in some way, but they don't get as much as him, which leads to psychological imbalance!

There is only one chance. If you miss it, continue to miss it. Hold on to it when you meet it. There is no "returning grass" in my love!

The meanest thing for people is not to light the fuse, but to see the effect after the explosion.

Bodhi has no trees, and the mirror is not a stage. There was nothing, so there was no dust.

I repeat, I'm looking for a good man. You said you were a good man. what proof do you have ?

There is no rehearsal in life, everything is live. ...

I am grateful to those who appear and disappear in my life. They made me understand that dreams, dreams are just dreams.

Smiling and pretending to be strong, I forgot when I started. My world is only myself.

One's life is to get used to those unaccustomed habits.

Happiness is to find someone who makes her desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats her head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

When I found my wife, the first time I asked, where have you been all these years?

That night, I listened to Sanskrit all night, not to understand, but to find your breath; That month, I turned all the meridians, not to cross, but to touch your fingerprints;

People with tattoos are not necessarily hooligans, but also Yue Fei.

She used to be a good girl, but as soon as she entered the school for education, things became complicated. ...

Human body and spirit can be separated. Even if you love someone mentally, your body will not be loyal to him. The body is shameless and shameless greed. In front of the greedy body, the spirit will appear very small. A person who doesn't know how to be flexible, a person who doesn't know how to cater to low tastes, can't survive in this world. If the world is drunk, I wake up alone.