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Humorous jokes that make people laugh and cry.

Humorous jokes that make people laugh and cry.

1, just answer the phone and ask? Hey, are you home?

The number is strange, but the tone is absolutely familiar. I don't know who is still afraid of embarrassment, so I pretend to know him well. Blind man, can you still be at home on Friday? Dinner! Friday is like this. Several bureaus shouted, where are you? What's the matter?

The other party is silent for a while? You ordered takeout. I'm at your door. ?

2. Patient:? Nurse, nurse, come on! ?

The nurse hurriedly asked? What happened? What happened?

Patient:? I feel sick. ?

The nurse was very nervous and asked, What's wrong with you?

Patient:? My stomach is upset. ?

Nurse:? How uncomfortable is it? What is it like?

Patient:? I just feel so hungry. ?

I was bored two days ago. I tried to send a message to 10086:? I miss you? .

I didn't expect 10086 to really feed back the information:? Come here, you bastard! ?

Then I was so scared that I quickly put down my father's cell phone.

A colleague asked the boss to give him a day off on Saturday. This is my wedding anniversary. I have never spent an anniversary with my wife. ?

The boss was moved by sympathy and agreed.

As soon as the boss left, I asked him: How long have you been married?

? It will be a whole year by this Saturday. ?

5. I went to the hospital and prescribed some antipruritic drugs. When I opened the instructions, I saw the side effects column saying? Itching skin? . Is this thing really useful?

I got a new car in 2003. It usually costs more than 80 yuan to fill it up. Later, because of something, I borrowed a BMW and filled it up with more than 300. At that time, I sighed: When can I drive a car with an increase of 300 last time?

Now, the car is still the same car, but my wish has come true, thanks to the help of oil prices.

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