Complete collection of funny sayings

Nine times out of ten, life will be unsatisfactory, so it is better to read some funny sayings, at least to temporarily forget your worries. The following are the funny sayings I compiled for you. You are welcome to read them.

Classic Funny Aphorisms

1. Don’t go out of your way to retain someone, that’s because you’re doing yourself a disservice.

2. Even though your wings are strong, don’t forget the person who once gave you clear water and blue sky.

3. Why should I give up the things I like?

4. I will try my best to become the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you until I die.

5. No matter how popular you are, there will be times when you are deleted.

6. ?How could you send an anonymous message saying you love me? Stop making trouble!? Don’t make trouble. You are the only one on QQ?

7. It doesn’t take long to wait for someone, and you can leave as soon as the sun goes down.

8. If you challenge someone in front of you, you are a friend, but if you push someone behind your back, you are a dog.

9. People who worry about everything are not suitable for love, but suitable for shopping for groceries.

10. If you don’t shock the world with your coquettishness, you will shock the world with your lustfulness.

Selected Funny Quotes

1. Don’t look at me from your perspective, I’m afraid you won’t understand.

2. If you stand in front of me and scold me, that means you are awesome. If you hide behind my back, you are bragging!

3. I hate this kind of friend, who usually laughs and laughs with you. of. When you are in trouble, act as if nothing happened.

4. After extinguishing the cigarette, we talked about the past. Let’s just leave it like this for the first half of our lives. There’s still tomorrow.

5. There is really no need to be shameless, courageous, patient, and energetic to please someone who is impossible to be with.

6. Does nine-year compulsory education only teach you to show off? Are you good at it, or are you bastardizing me for being old!

7. When a man stops being nagging towards you Congratulations on how well you can speak. You have lost him.

8. After you left, no woman appeared in my world.

9. You are the most beautiful. Even if she puts on makeup, she doesn’t look as good as you turning into ashes.

10. I can’t satisfy everyone because not everyone is human.

11. The mature side is for outsiders to see, and the childish side is for lovers to see.

12. In fact, I would be pretty good-looking if I wasn’t ugly

13. I heard that there are two sbs on rainy days, one is eating chocolate and the other is playing the guitar~

14. How can I not worry about you.

15. People who say I’m ugly, I actually feel sorry for you because I’m blind at a young age!

16. Finally I understand why April Fool’s Day comes first and then Qingming Festival.

17. I can’t help but get red-eyed and it seems not good to be too emotional

18. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and the one we haven’t confessed to on April Fool’s Day is better to worship on Qingming Festival. Object

19. Raise your hand if you think your class is like a mental hospital

20. April Fool’s Day, have you confessed?

Popular funny sayings

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1. You are not as sexy as Wukong, leopard print and steel pipe

2. Ordinary people have the same April Fool's Day, that is, your shoelace has fallen off. Some students are not afraid of death and tell the female tyrant of their age that your pants have fallen off.

3. Be fast and be cool and resolute

4. Why do boys confess their love to their favorite gay friends on April Fool’s Day (?⊙?⊙)?

5. Hit someone in the face, kick someone in the face

6. A man’s handsomeness lies not in his face, but in his wisdom and calmness accumulated over the years.

7. You can pursue life, but don’t compare; you can be vain, but you must rely on yourself!

8. Three elements of success! Perseverance, shamelessness, persistence is shameless .

9. When you can’t solve a math problem, the boy who suddenly takes out your pen to help you solve it is so handsome.

10. ?Why do people in northern areas have more direct and cold personalities? Who has time to argue with you?

11. ?Because I am afraid of the dark! So My academic performance has not been good since I was a child!? What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark because I dare not look at the blackboard?

12. During Qingming Festival, you should go back to primary and junior high schools to sweep graves, because your youth is buried there

13. The right time is not as good as the right place, the right place is not as good as the people, and the good people are not as good as the money.

14. When I hold you in my hand, you are like a cup, but when I let go, you are like shards of glass.

15. As long as I wear my school uniform, I dare not sit on any dirty ground.

16. It’s not scary if you have a headbutt, but it’s a joke if you have a couple’s headshot.

17. It’s not scary to wear matching clothes. Whoever is ugly will be embarrassed.

18. Is it enough for my country to support you as a disaster?

19. The man I trained with my own hands, are you still used to it?

20. My neighbor has become scheming. Talking humanly!? He changed the WIFI password. ?

21. To be a woman, you must have backbone. You must either be in love until you get married, or you must be proud and single, and stand firm if you agree.

22. In this age where even going to the toilet costs money, nothing is impossible.

23. ?Listen, deskmate, there seems to be a baby kicking me in my stomach. In human terms, labor and management are hungry?.

24. I began to hate myself who worried about gains and losses, was hot and cold, and tried his best to be strong.

25. Life is like autumn, which makes me feel refreshed.

26. If you didn’t help me when I was in trouble, don’t blame me for taking pleasure in my misfortune.

27. A tongue-tied woman who chews her tongue should have her tongue rotten.

28. Don’t keep your best friend stealing your boyfriend. If she steals your boyfriend, it proves that she is not your best friend.

29. When a girl asks a question, she knows the answer to it, so it’s best to be honest.

30. The school will give you a homework gift package if you sign in for five consecutive days.