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20 19 divorce data released! What wonderful reasons for divorce have you heard?
Recently, I heard that the most wonderful reasons for divorce are actually caused by the different requirements of the two sides for the taste of dishes. The husband and wife quarreled, but they thought about it all their lives, so they lived together forever. But because my husband likes to eat fried pork with lotus seeds, he is particularly harsh on this dish. He has been telling his wife that lotus seeds must be washed and dried before they are fragrant, but she just won't listen to him to save trouble. Every time I cook, there is a lot of water on the lotus white, and there is a lot of soup when the pork in the whole pot is fried, which is not delicious at all, so my husband has been quarreling with her because of this matter, and the two divorced. Because of the strict requirements for dishes, I heard the divorce for the first time.
Another wonderful reason for divorce is that the woman has body odor. Husband and wife met because of blind date. Because I work in a different place, I don't usually meet much. Because both parents have been urging marriage, they got married hastily. After getting married and living together, the man found that the woman actually had a serious body odor. After all, she lives under the same roof all day long, and it's really annoying that she can't stand body odor. The south also felt unbearable and divorced its wife. They had only been married for half a month.
I don't advocate this form of flash marriage. Personally, I think that if you decide to get married, husband and wife should live together for a period of time to see if they have different personalities and lifestyles, whether they can go on together and whether they can change each other. If you get married so hastily but have to divorce for life, it will make a lot of jokes and add a disgraceful stroke to your life history.
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